Elisa Gabbert

@egabbert

That is not it at all, That is not what I meant, at all.

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thefrenchexit.blogspot.com
Joined May 2009
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  2. 2 hours ago

    This looks like coconut body butter from The Body Shop

    Roman pot containing 2,000-year old cream or ointment, complete with finger prints.
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  3. 4 hours ago

    Dust? More like mortality powder

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  4. 6 hours ago

    I'm also tired of the whole "being influenced by David Foster Wallace is self-evidently bad" line of argument

    1 retweet 16 likes
  5. 6 hours ago

    Popular critics everywhere better stop doing a thing, this one guy doesn't like it

    2 retweets 14 likes
  7. 6 hours ago

    I don't care that you don't care?

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  9. 9 hours ago

    THE WRITER MUST WRITE AGAIN

    6:57 AM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
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  10. 9 hours ago

    Totally just accepted a LinkedIn invitation just because she was pretty.

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  11. 20 hours ago

    I like this new "insulting personal advice" trend you're going for.

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  12. 20 hours ago

    Hey dirtbags, you can't actually save time, you'll just use it to do something else

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  13. 23 hours ago

    Me too now! Not in Pawtucket tho

    guys I'm watching Maggie Nelson & Wayne Koestenbaum on my couch in Pawtucket! the wonders of modern technology:
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  14. 24 hours ago

    I'm fine with bugs until they disrespect my boundaries

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  15. Apr 13

    This beeping smoke detector is ruining my life.

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  16. Apr 13

    This has been a banner year for blowing through deductibles.

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  17. In reply to
    Apr 13

    . pops up whenever you search "X + etymology"

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  18. In reply to
    Apr 13

    . it's from GOOGLE DOT COM

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  19. Apr 13

    I find these little charts very pleasing

    12:16 PM - 13 Apr 2016 · Details
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  20. Apr 13

    Personnel Essays would make a banging name for an antho of workplace pieces

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  21. Apr 13

    "They read that beagles do better in pairs." Do better at what, the SAT's?

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