CoachellAlan

@effingalan

The most important person I know. Walking Wikipedia of set times. My Tweet was on Buzzfeed one time. Proud shithole dweller.

Kansas City, MO
bit.ly/1WBXH3x
Joined June 2008
5,669 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @effingalan

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @effingalan

  1. 2 hours ago

    If churches want a voice, they can pay taxes.

    Pastor: “It’s really sad because now it has taken away the voice the church.” A controversial ordinance is approved by city council. Why one church was adamantly against it at 10 on
    3 likes
    Undo
  2. 3 hours ago

    I severely underestimated the draw of this band.

    Undo
  3. 3 hours ago

    Man. People need to stop being so judgemental. Yeesh.

    I went on vacation with my husband without my kid and got some flack for it. So I wrote this.
    Undo
  4. 4 hours ago

    Huh. Didn't know this band was on Julian Casablanca's label.

    2 replies
    Undo
  5. 4 hours ago

    I checked in at RecordBar on

    Undo
  6. 5 hours ago

    I mean....I don't need this...but

    Exclusive to the AM Store, Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino will be released on silver heavyweight vinyl with an expanded lyrics booklet and album download card. Pre-order:
    Undo
  7. 5 hours ago

    Hey, I'll see you guys for the second time this year next week. Let's get weird.

    RTing this cuz it makes us seem cool
    Undo
  8. 5 hours ago

    Prepping myself for looking like the dad in the crowd at RecordBar tonight.

    3 likes
    Undo
  9. 5 hours ago

    Gonna be cool when China dumps all the US Treasuries they own and then restrict exports of rare earth metals. Lol. You have no upper hand,

    BREAKING: Dow futures slide, point to 420+ drop at tomorrow's market open, after Trump asks USTR to consider $100B more in tariffs against Chinese products
    Show this thread
    1 like
    Undo
  10. 5 hours ago

    Jumping into FB comments because the gym has me riled up.

    2 likes
    Undo
  11. 9 hours ago

    The President of the United States said some batshit crazy things today. For example, rape at a level it's never been at before, but they don't talk about it, but they reported it yesterday.

    Undo
  12. 10 hours ago

    Yo. . I thought we weren't supposed to talk about the 2016 election anymore.

    Trump boasts about winning West Virginia, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, and Wisconsin. He claims that 20,000 to 25,000 people were unable to get in to his sold-out 2016 campaign rally in Charleston, West Virginia.
    Show this thread
    Undo
  13. 10 hours ago

    Oh. We're back to this. Paging Sir Shit Sandwich.

    ! Trump repeats his wild lie about voter fraud, baselessly claiming that "millions" of people are committing crimes: "in many places, like California, the same person votes many times...they always likes to say that's a conspiracy theory. It's not a conspiracy theory."
    Show this thread
    Undo
  14. 10 hours ago

    President Dumbass is speaking again please read the below thread for some afternoon facepalming.

    "He's definitely the biggest governor," Trump says of West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice, who is tall and heavy.
    Show this thread
    Undo
  15. 11 hours ago

    1 like
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  16. 11 hours ago

    All I can think of is Bill Murray in Kingpin.

    Trump's hair blowing in the wind, in GIF form
    Show this thread
    1 reply
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  17. 12 hours ago

    😎😎😎

    Undo
  18. 12 hours ago

    Wait. Did the forecast for snow tomorrow disappear?

    1 reply 2 likes
    Undo
  19. 14 hours ago

    NO ROOTS

    1 like
    Undo
  20. 14 hours ago

    🕺🕺🕺🕺

    . announce new album, Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino. Check out the tracklist, cover art, release date, and teaser trailer:
    Show this thread
    Undo

@effingalan hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·