Effie Seiberg

@effies

SFF/middle-grade fiction writer. Strategy/marketing consultant. Cake sculptor. Dadjoke teller. Doggo fan. Sentence-fragment lover. She/her Repped by

Bay Area CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    29. pro 2019.

    Friends, my FAVORITE STORY OF THE YEAR is finally out!!! This is for every Millennial who's overworked and talked down to and underappreciated at the office, but is stuck in the job bc yanno, healthcare and rent and student loans and capitalism.

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  2. prije 8 sati

    LOOK AT HOW SMOL THIS BABY ANTEATER IS

    Baby anteater curled up on a white guy's outstretched hand and wrist. With tall, the thing can't be more than like 6 inches long. Baby is fuzzy and gray
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  3. prije 8 sati

    What would the sun sound like if sound could travel through space? "Imagine 10,000 Earths covered in police sirens, all screaming"

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    5. velj

    So in conclusion, before you leave your house, ADD an accessory that would make Coco Chanel unhappy, just to spite that Nazi bitch. Live colorfully if you want to. Fuck "taste," frankly. Do you.

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    Wow. Homeland Security just suspended Global Entry for all New York residents because the state refuses to help the government deport people.

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    What we saw today wasn't the end of a trial. It was the execution of a cover-up. The president's abuses of power have seeped into the Senate, threatening the foundations of this Chamber & our rule of law. W/out a full & fair trial, there can be no exoneration.

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    My boyfriend has no mental illness and it's the weirdest shit. You know what he does when he's tired? Goes to bed. When he's hungry? Eats a snack. When he's drunk? Stops drinking. I don't get it.

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    "I'm asexual" - boring - people will ask silly questions - just google the term for fuck sake "Your corporeal form isn't what interests me, mortal" - makes you seem like a badass demon - we are all meat puppets wandering a wet rock - classy, implies you're immortal (you are)

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    in 1856 congressman Preston Brooks beat a senator nearly to death for criticizing slavery

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    OF COURSE THEY WERE, THAT'S WHY THEY WERE SEEKING ASYLUM

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    imagine getting so horny that you call an attorney

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    I do asbestos litigation by day and I never thought I’d see this comeback. My CWs and I kind of speculated this area of law just phasing itself out over time, but I guess not....... 😐

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    It says a lot about the press, the president and America that the speaker tearing up trump’s lies invokes more outrage than Matt Gaetz taking a Holocaust denier as his guest.

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    This is the first time in history a member of the president’s party has voted for removal. With Manchin’s and Sinema’s votes, it’s also the first time the whole opposition party has voted to remove.

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    5. velj

    Today might be rough, so take this video of this little fella investigating what a strawberry is.

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    Because of , will be the only president in history to receive bipartisan support for his removal from office. Not Johnson, not Clinton . . . only Donald J. Trump.

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