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hacker, gamedev, artist, etc • she/her 🦊🏳️‍⚧️💍 • other half of • workin' on • weird furry porn at
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If your employer's lawyer ever tells you that you won't get in trouble for doing what the company is asking you to do, make sure to ask them, preferably in writing, if they represent YOU and if they are giving you legal advice. They love that.
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New: Elon Musk's lawyer has sought to reassure Twitter employees they won't go to jail if the company is found in violation of a Federal Trade Commission decree that outlines steps Twitter must take to protect users’ personal data. With @KurtWagner8 bloomberg.com/news/articles/
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Just WOW! Musk's personal lawyer emailed twitter employees to say they won't go to jail if they follow Musk's commands. Pro tip: As a former HR professional of 30 years, I can tell you if you're working at a company that sends you THIS email, it's time to find other employment.
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After laying off a key information security team, Musk's personal lawyer emailed Twitter employees to say they won't go to jail if they follow Musk's commands. Imagine getting that email from your boss' personal lawyer! bloomberg.com/news/articles/
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are you fuckin kidding me dA, you have to edit EACH INDIVIDUAL IMAGE IN YOUR ENTIRE GALLERY to opt it out of being included in AI training??????????????????
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We’re introducing new AI tools and controls! ✨DreamUp, a new tool to generate art 🎮Control the amount of AI art in your feed 🏷️Clear labeling of art that’s AI-generated 🫡A directive to opt out of AI datasets 🎨Ability to opt out of prompts 👩‍🎓 bit.ly/DA_DreamUp
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i do admire cohost for inventing a website where you simply cannot post. solves almost every problem twitter has ever had. could be revolutionary
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still thinking about the change in my posting energy and i feel like i fell out of searching for actual punchlines in favor of mostly snark to be fair there has been a lot to snark about in recent years
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the US had open borders before 1924. when people say "my grandparents came here legally" they mean "they bought a boat ticket and showed up" because visas, green cards and requirements of passports didn't exist
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This chaos you're seeing on Twitter now is literally the same chaos many a worker goes through when a venture capitalist buys out a food place, retail spot, or grocery store, and then squeezes labor and quality to suck every penny before it goes belly up.
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The thing that makes billionaires look like geniuses sometimes is that unlike everybody else, they can afford to throw tons of money and people at stupid ideas and it’s no loss to them if it doesn’t work out. And if you can do that regularly, some ideas will end up working out.
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I hope this all helps sink in that billionaires aren't solitary geniuses who built their fortune out of nothing in a garage but rich kids with heavily laundered reputations rewarded by capitalism for their penchant for exploitation and theft.
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as i understand the results: colorado as a whole voted to decriminalize mushrooms et al, whereas colorado springs voted to keep its ban on recreational weed stores
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well whatever happens it's been a fun ride. i hope some of my tweets have been good. still trying to remember how to post like a person again; maybe some kind of jostle will help
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ok sounds like old blue might've been available on android but new blue isn't? which would be even more baffling since they are the same thing but with a different price, and they managed to get the marketing copy onto android...
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lmfao i just found out they never implemented the fucking payment flow on android i guess even after all this time?? so you just can't sign up for blue. and it's basically hidden on web. so iphone only
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the weirdest thing is people saying "get in touch with us on social media" or "here's a question we got via social media" when they mean twitter. and they always mean twitter. you can just say twitter
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oh NOW i'm seeing the "official" badge. for example, on this tweet, chosen for no particular reason
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We’re not currently putting an “Official” label on accounts but we are aggressively going after impersonation and deception.
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