chuckleplex

@eerily_familiar

changes are afoot.

Maryland, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2010.

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    17. sij

    I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests.

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  2. 15. sij

    I think I drink decaf precisely because I like stale burnt coffee.

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    Positive self-talk goes a long way. "I suck" → "I can learn that" "This is hard" → "I can do this" "There are too many problems in the world" → "I'll solve one of them and become rich"

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    Even though it’s “single release day,” here’s a new cartoon from and me.

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    Artist: I think I’m going to add a baby to my next painting. Student: Have you ever seen a baby before? Artist: No. It’s cool. I’ll wing it.

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  6. 8. sij

    So I’m staring at my computer, that has a picture of me with “connect a smart card” written underneath it. If it were only that easy.

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    4. sij

    Me: *pulling clothes out of the dryer* everything seems dry One balled up sock: lawd I am 𝓭𝓮𝔀𝔂

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  8. 3. sij

    I think it is safe to say that I, in 2020, have zero chill.

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  9. 1. sij

    me: I was invited to a gender reveal party me: I had no idea what it was for me: I did something me: now I can’t go back there again

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    1. sij

    😂Costanza social media

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    1. sij
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  12. 1. sij

    Going to run in a 5k in a couple of hours - the New Years resolution was to hurt your knee, but not before getting frostbite.

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    You don’t need a new you. You don’t need replacing every year like another iPhone. Don’t throw yourself away like another piece of plastic trash. Love the old you. Improve, evolve, do better, but head towards yourself not away. Be gentle with your mind. Happy new year.

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    31. pro 2019.

    probably my favorite one line tweet of all time. show me yours

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    Her: I’m leaving you Me: is it because of all my Princess Bride sexual innuendos? Her: yes Me: well good luck finding someone else who knows all the secrets to your fire swamp baby

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  16. 30. pro 2019.

    Never should have reported her. Never should have reported her.

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    29. pro 2019.

    Baby Yoda implies the existence of a Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda

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    28. pro 2019.

    A neighbor called the police to stop kids from sledding down the road...The cops investigated & reported back.

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    The only sea creature capable of saying “‘Sup”

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  20. 27. pro 2019.
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