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i write and other stuff for . trying to figure out how to be a good person with climate change & everything else going on. opinions are all mine

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Joined September 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 26

    i have been thinking about a story about this very complicated proposed fracking site right on the edge of pittsburgh, and what it means for and about my home, for quite a long time. i finally had the chance to write it.

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  2. we've got a special guest umbra this week from miss and you're gonna want to give it a read:

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  3. was pretty horrified but i guess not surprised to learn that instructors at the corepower studio i went to in seattle make around minimum wage while each class charges $20-ish per head

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  4. Dec 9

    this is two months old but it has ruined my day. when my children ask me to recount what the pandemic was like i'll say "well, the king county health dept told us how to make glory holes out of our shower curtains" and then i'll go into a PTSD blackout

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  5. Dec 9

    it's kind of amazing that seattle, the urban incarnation of a rice krispie treat, the gentlest lil fishing hamlet on the pacific coast, somehow gained national notoriety for being a lawless war zone

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  6. Dec 9
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  7. Dec 8

    met dad at the farmers market so we could have a little activity together. he greeted me with "WHAT is that on your head." it was my hair, in a bun. i told him as much. covid actually hasn't changed much for our relationship

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  8. Dec 8

    i didn't exercise basically at all for like three months so now if i take one (1) walk i am unreasonably hungry at like 6pm. what have i done

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  9. Retweeted
    Dec 8

    the year was 2015. my life was about to change forever. and my #1 go-to nice-event garment was: this red flannel shirt

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  10. Dec 7
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  11. Dec 7

    bf referred to lady gaga casually in conversation yesterday as "wheeling (w.v.)'s prodigal daughter" and from here on out that is exclusively how i will refer to her

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  12. Dec 6

    no particular offense to the ten people who have sent it to me already but #11 is in for it

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  13. Dec 6

    the next person to send me the pandemic dating is like a Jane Austen novel New Yorker thing, I’m coming to your house and licking every cup you own and then frenching your partner

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  14. Dec 6

    I just love learning the history of my neighborhood

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  15. Dec 5

    three weeks ago I was listening to zombie by the cranberries on repeat and tonight my neighbors are listening to zombie by the cranberries on repeat … I am the Regina George of Lawrenceville

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  16. Dec 4

    i'd like to report an uplifting holiday development... my arch nemesis, the guy who meticulously points a leafblower at every scrap of foliage on the block for hours a day, just started singing loudly to himself and i have forgiven him

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  17. Dec 4

    do i know any artists who can do a painting off a photo? do you? could you rec them here please?

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  18. Dec 3

    i'm not even trying to get engagement on this tweet i'm just bringing myself joy remembering "GOT A HEART AND SOUL AND BODY LET'S SEE WHAT THIS LOVE CAN DOOOOOO" going off in spanish class and stoically pretending it was not my phone..... 2006 what a year

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  19. Dec 3

    what were the best ringtones you DLed from the verizon store onto your flip phone in high school? mine were, in order: 1. stars are blind -- paris hilton 2. gasolina -- daddy yankee 3. don'tcha -- pussycat dolls (YES) 4. what you know -- t.i. 5. wipe me down LOLOLOLOLLLLL

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  20. Dec 3

    there was something that seemed so absurd about the idea of gift guides this year so i tried to come up with something different. i hope it's useful.

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  21. Dec 2

    a probably unfeminist moment in my life was once in college after a massive snowstorm i waited until the plow guy showed up to our building to clear out the parking lot and RAN downstairs to stand helplessly by my car with a shovel so he'd help me dig it out of the snow

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