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@eedrk

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    31. svi 2019.
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  2. prije 19 sati

    watch our coverage on the democratic debate on friday we are going to interview a presidential candidate

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  3. prije 20 sati

    would like to see nyc wiped out with a nuke just to watch this dumb ass continue to post as a dog, uninterrupted, for internet points

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  4. 5. velj

    it's insane the first US president was elected 200+ years ago when the country had about 3 million people, and now we have over 330 MILLION people and still just ONE president? Da fuck?

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  5. 4. velj

    the fact of the matter is mayor pete rhymes with mayor cheat. a slam dunk what does bernie rhyme with? gurney? herney? (like hernia) not a lot to work with here. VERDICT: Politics is here to stay until the end of the year.

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  6. 4. velj

    UPDATE: Klobuchar leads the pack, with Yang and Sanders not far behind. Deval Patrick surges to a surprisingly strong fourth. Breaking...

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  7. 3. velj

    Baby mr peanut has died from peanut SIDS. RIP

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  8. 3. velj
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  9. 3. velj

    I don't know if bernie sanders is going to win the election. i think he'd have a better shot if his name was "colonel". given how if you look at the size of americans these days (colonel sanders, KFC guy) I wrote this joke with help from my friend Rylan! 😁 Hope you laughed 🎉

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  10. 2. velj

    I love to make spaghetti using rice. simply pour tomato sauce over rice and eat it with chomp sticks 😋 💬 583 ♻️ 862 ❤️ 209 | | Berniebots out in full force today but it's literally GOOD to eat sp*ghetti w rice, and honestly gross/shitty/classist/ableist to claim otherwise ✋

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  11. 1. velj

    it would be cool if we got to elect a new God every four years. if someone ran for God and said "nothing will ever be bad and life will just be one long orgasm" I'd say ok partner you've got my vote

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  12. 1. velj

    God should not have invented sadness. another dipshit move from the cumhandler-in-chief

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  13. 1. velj

    when i saw paul walker trending i wa like damn i . hope he's okay! please RT

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  14. 30. sij

    the only reason we do truthpoint is for the youtube comments

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  16. 29. sij

    24 year old highland park guy wearing orange carhartt beanie, work boots and gas station coverall he bought at a thrift store: just waiting for my inheritance to kick in so i can go be a DJ in europe 43 year old immigrant wearing same clothes: my kids they is very sick

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  17. 29. sij

    people should get to take off mental health days from work but not for being sad/anxious. mental health days should be bonuses for when you have 100% perfect mental health. catch more flies with sugar

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  18. 28. sij

    Coronavirus hasn't killed nearly as many kids as the flu this year. china loses to USA yet again

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    28. sij

    Can I make brick ramen noodles fancy? Gee I don't know this might be tough but I brought some ingredients to help, such as sesame-truffle taro, caviar flakes, saffron-infused johnnie walker blue label, pine-nut fabergé yamaimo, pink himalayan faraday cage beans all never frozen

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  20. 28. sij

    if you tell me a long ass story about your kid getting crushed in a trash compactor at least make it funny or entertaining

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