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The best PR twitter. British. , co-host , Author of This Is How You Pitch ed@ezpr.com

I Don't Cry, I Saab
Joined December 2008

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    [[[hello earthling]]] [[[we are from the outer space]]] [[[do you have any innovative brands]]] [[[our planet needs brands]]]

  2. I will pay $150 for an automatic blacklist for anyone who has favstar in their profile please god

  3. Hi, if you work for Mylan and have anything interesting to tell me about EpiPen I'm all ears: novak@gizmodo.com

  4. I don't know why they're keeping radical Islam on the roof, also isn't the gays man going to hit the influence for sale/money laundering?

  5. I'm somehow both the Wall Street money pig and LGBT political correctness rhino

  6. Oh my good lord he invoked the floor shitman

  7. My god Garrison has started labeling his labeling cartoons. "Rather complex"

  8. This guy is hilarious. "I should label it 200 times"

  9. Illuminati ring HELL YEAH!!

  10. There is a lot to unpack here. Most labels

  11. This is like boasting that you've been given the scarlet letter, except it means anus

  12. When i get famous i hope i can create inspirational content such as “hit me in the face bitch i’m built for it"

  13. Why do these Squares look like they're about to drop the most fire Lavos of 65000000 B.C.?

  14. Ah what a natural transition

  15. every Twitter moment is procedurally generated from a list of 40 accounts and vine stars

  16. Hell yeah is gonna have a heart attack reading this

  17. Roses are red But orchids are prettier Holy shit cmon now stop kissing up to NYC media twitter

  18. As a lifelong QPR fan this is definitely a thing I believe And this grainy image has proven it is our destiny

  19. hey your trays dont fit in the fuckin trash cans. i am a CFO in real life and an oversight like this would cost me my Nuts .

  20. When you "FAve" me, you are effectively throwing a " Treat " into my mouth

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