The real question: can you still be a chief millennial officer with dad jokes this good?
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Millennials secretly miss dad jokes.
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Where are these?!
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What's the right answer?
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I should gauge popularity by how empty the containers are at the end of the day. I’m bias, but I already know emdashes would win by a landslide.
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Will do!
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save me some too! emdashes are my spirit punctuation mark (...maybe you can tell from my handle :p)
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haha will save some emdashes!
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