This is a splendid collection of examples of why nothing happening for ages is riveting. Cricket rewards patience :). (I realise most of my followers think this is tedious. Sorry but not sorry. Offer to explain at length in person still stands :))https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27468680/from-vishwa-panesar-six-great-single-figures-innings …
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Replying to @marick
I only do it when people ask! I love it when people talk about stuff they're passionate about to me, even (maybe especially) when I don't get it yet.
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Replying to @edwinbrady
Just taking the piss. I think that's one of your island customs?
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Replying to @marick
It's certainly a thing we do. In your case, I'm happy to upgrade the offer to a threat, anyway :).
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Replying to @edwinbrady
I've already received Australian and Pakistani explanations, both of which took perhaps longer than I wanted them to, one of which involved a good deal of enforced visualization applied to a ~100m hallway that was supposed to be a perfect representation of a cricket pitch.
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Replying to @marick
I'm not sure I can compete with that. I usually use cutlery and salt and pepper pots. I'll get cracking on the preparations.
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Replying to @edwinbrady
Perhaps listening to "Alice's Restaurant" (the trial scene) might prepare you for the rigors of explanation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPx2t7xoF1k …
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Oh, I haven't listened to that for ages, so I might do that now just Because I Can.
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