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Emma 🗡
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former smart person | son posting
Sydney, New South WalesJoined January 2013

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love my kid but i just had the best day and its all thanks to the local daycare
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*under my breath to my rambunctious child in the middle of busy grocery store* if you don't integrate your shadow self right now im going to do it for you. and youre not gonna enjoy it
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collecting photos of funny number plates is what sets humans apart from the apes
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Me: …and that’s why they call themselves “girltwinks.” Mao Zedong: Incredible. The ingenuity and power of the masses of proletarian women is boundless and without equal.
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me: i’d like to buy a new affordable apartment near public transport so i can catch the train to work in the city and so my kid can walk to the local public school every council in australia: no :))
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been rewatching metalocalypse the past few weeks and turns out i havent grown as a person in 10+ years casue its perfect its so silly and brutal (two most important qualities media can have)
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barrow downs scene in hindsight has huge wuthering heights arm through the window scene vibes probably why i liked it so much just like an early/sudden and tremendously violent encounter with the dark supernatural bien bien bien
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ive found the real cure for depression and its the two towers narrated by andy serkis at 1.5x speed
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Ive found the cure for depression and its the fellowship of the ring narrated by andy serkis at 1.5x speed
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very sexy of sauron to have had both a canonical catsona AND a canonical dogsona. i can't explain why but it was very bisexual of him
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man you watch one video about world of warcraft and suddenly youre like wow i should quit my job and forsake all my earthly possessions and burn down my entire life and play world of warcraft
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