Evan Coleman

@edc1591

Senior Software Engineer , Formerly iOS , Student Pilot, Skier, Cyclist, Guitarist, Yankee Fan.

New York, NY
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  1. 50 minutes ago

    State Run Media.

    Inside the White House, some aides are annoyed Trump is announcing SCOTUS pick at 9pm because staffers think Bill Shine chose 9pm hour to help Sean Hannity’s ratings, a GOP source says
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  2. Jul 6

    Okay, this is lame.

    There are no Clock triggers (or any automated triggers whatsoever), and only HomeKit scenes can be configured in Shortcuts.
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  3. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    Lacked an inspiring message; didn’t campaign in Wisconsin.

    What do you think was the biggest reason for the fall of the Roman Empire?
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  4. Jul 5

    If only Alexa’s “Routines” were nearly this powerful…

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  5. Jul 5

    This is all really exciting. Now all I need is an Echo Dot equivalent for Siri and I’ll be happy.

    More highlights from Shortcuts beta: - Scriptable Do Not Disturb (!!) and other device settings - Third-party URL schemes fully supported - Show Result for Siri with Magic Variables - New payment actions based on SiriKit
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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    cut to Scott Pruitt loading up a van with stolen office supplies

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  7. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    The quintessential Twitter exchange: an anonymous Trump fan account telling the ghostwriter of Trump's The Art of the Deal that he should try reading Trump's The Art of the Deal

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  8. Jul 4

    That concludes my yearly “retweet people who think the Gregorian calendar measures time since US independence.”

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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    Happy Birthday America! I can’t believe you are already 2018 years old today. 🙏🙏👏🎂

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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    Happy 2018th birthday America

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  11. Jul 3

    me irl in second grade

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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    TIL you can use "xed ." to open the Xcode project/workspace in the current directory and it exists since Xcode 3. I was using my own script for that 😅

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  13. Jul 3

    Apparently our president literally does not understand how time works.

    "It could not be learned why Trump was linking the company’s 2017 sales figures to a decision it made in the middle of 2018."
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  14. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    Just a reminder that Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell and the rest of the Republicans responsible for providing oversight of the Executive Branch are totally fine with this rampant corruption. Totally fine.

    Scott Pruitt repeatedly asked his 25-year-old staffers to put hotel reservations on their personal credit cards rather than his -- then refused to pay them back. Breathtaking.
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  15. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    You know that episode of Seinfeld where George drives Susan's parents up Long Island, claiming he has a house in the Hamptons? And he has no plan for fixing the situation, so he just keeps on driving until he reaches the end of the road? It just came to mind for some reason.

    MoviePass is running out of money and needs to raise $1.2 billion
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  16. Jul 2

    Is this better or worse than the phone spontaneously combusting?

    Samsung phones are spontaneously texting users’ photos to random contacts without their permission
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  17. Jul 2

    Too racist to be a federal judge, not too racist to decide if federal judge nominees are too racist 🤔

    Trump nominated this guy to a federal judgeship. It came out that he’d blogged favorably about the KKK. He had to withdraw. So he went back to working at the Justice Department, where he was—wait for it—in charge of vetting judicial nominees. by
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  18. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    Anyone else wonder why a man under investigation for participation in the biggest political crime in U.S. history is permitted to choose a judge *who'll sit on his case* just 120 days pre-election, when a scandal-free POTUS was denied his right to nominate 9 months pre-election?

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  19. Retweeted
    Jun 27

    I'm excited to hear why President Obama can't nominate a Supreme Court justice but a historically unpopular president under criminal investigation who lost the popular vote can.

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  20. Jun 27

    We’re all doomed.

    Justice Anthony Kennedy is retiring effective July 31, 2018.
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