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Toronto, Ontario
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Joined February 2009
Born March 07
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  1. Sep 10

    Took a skincare quiz and was told that I need: - A daily cleanser - A night mask - An under-eye cream - A clay mask - Some other crap with "retinol" and "niacinamide" Nice try but I think I'll stick to scrubbing my face with water and whining why that doesn't work.

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  2. Sep 7

    People on LinkedIn be like: "With a heavy heart I say today that I am leaving Acme corp" "But the journey doesn't end here, stay tuned for updates on my next adventure" "Witness me soar unto the skies" "Rejoice as I pen the tale of my victory with the blood of mortals!"

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  3. Sep 3

    It sure is hard to go back to getting $30 haircuts after cutting my own hair for $0 and no one noticing a difference.

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  4. Sep 2

    It's always weird when people say "have a safe flight!". I mean, sure, I intend to, obviously, but it's not really up to me, is it?

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    Aug 29

    This device could predict incoming phone calls 😁

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    Aug 23

    AccuWeather is a global leader in commercial weather forecasting. Their free, ad-supported site, , directly reaches over 250 million users globally each month. Here's how Blockthrough helped them monetize >240m adblocked impressions.

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  7. Aug 21

    Typical RPG.

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  8. Retweeted
    Aug 15

    The struggle of posting art on Twitter.

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    Aug 13

    Man, if the company worth forty billion doesn't know then we are truly fucked.

    The next big innovation in ad tech is _________.
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    Aug 13

    Crypto is revolutionizing the economy by making it so you have to pay absurd fees in real money to move the fake money from place to place so you can actually use it, to buy JPEG files that might become more valuable if enough people lie to one another about them.

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    Aug 13

    I went to the Starbucks site to change my password. The site asked if it was OK for them to use a cookie. After I said yes, they said: “How about a real cookie?”

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  12. Aug 13

    I was never very good at socializing and the last year of being cooped up inside the house has chipped away whatever little tolerance I had built for it. Now if someone invites me to a thing, my brain starts prepping like I'm joining the Hunger Games or something.

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  13. Aug 9

    This Amazon reviewer gets it.

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  14. Aug 9

    Can you even buy a javelin? I'm 34 and I've never seen it on sale anywhere. Do you one day just go like: "Yeah dad, I need money for a javelin... cuz reasons."

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  15. Aug 9

    I mean I could *probably* throw a javelin real good tbh, it just never even occurred to me. Sure, I've heard of it, but there was never a time in my life where I had an actual opportunity to say, "Aite bro, it's my turn, hand me the javelin."

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  16. Jul 26

    Since the government decided to cut the nicotine concentration in vapes by half, I'm gonna have to vape twice as much, and pay twice as much—to make up for it. Don't see how this helps literally anybody except e-liquid manufacturers.

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  17. Jul 26

    Now that Clubhouse is open to everyone, I don't even want it. I previously didn't want it because it was elitist. All in all, really poor acquisition strategy for any user who thinks like me.

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  18. Jul 26

    Seems to me that if you're going to name your brand of cereal "Harvest Crunch", the very least you need to do is actually make the cereal crunchy.

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    Jul 23

    Blockthrough is thrilled to have contributed to 's "Consumer Attitudes Toward Digital Advertising 2021" report, which examines consumer views toward advertising, ad avoidance behaviors, and attitudes toward personal data use in advertising.

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    Jul 22

    The opening passage of a physics textbook

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