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    Ragnarok Lobster‏ @eclecticbrotha 4 Oct 2020

    The two biggest problems with the current incarnation of Saturday Night Live are: they always go for low hanging fruit and you see funnier jokes every day from people who float down your Twitter feed.

    4:39 AM - 4 Oct 2020
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    • Santan Dan Xavi GOP is Dead 🅲🅾🅵🅵🅴🅴 🅼🅸🅽🅸🅾🅽☕️ NoQuarterForThePoseurLeft nikki barb swan Aunt Panda, esq. Krystyna Olsiewicz Hoydenne
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      1. Ragnarok Lobster‏ @eclecticbrotha 4 Oct 2020

        I mean seriously: SNL should start hiring some of these funny people on Twitter instead of doing shitty reworkings of their jokes.

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      1. Ginnette‏ @caffeinehusky 4 Oct 2020
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        Triple Truth

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      2. Robert Holzer‏ @RobertHolzer 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @eclecticbrotha

        And the Chris Rock impersonator they hired was terrible. The real Chris Rock is funny.

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. Doctora Jones  🏳️‍🌈 💛 🐝‏ @drandreaj 4 Oct 2020
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        🤣

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      2. JackMike‏ @JQBatty 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @eclecticbrotha @WmDeanFrench

        I often wonder if they scroll through Twitter and end up going, "shit, now we can't do that joke, can't do that joke, can't do that joke ..."

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Sumi Folz‏ @sumesumes 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @JQBatty @eclecticbrotha @WmDeanFrench

        They did jokes I’d already seen on Twitter.

        0 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
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      1. Xee Jay‏ @XeeJay2 4 Oct 2020
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      2. Sue wears a mask. You should too. BLM.‏ @SueBanski 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @eclecticbrotha

        I come to Twitter now more for the jokes than I do to call Trump out. This place is comedy gold.

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. The•Wholly•Openly•Black•C‏ @ShuffleHappens 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @SueBanski @eclecticbrotha

        I routinely find my happy thought for the day here. Sometimes it's just seeing "Ragnarock Lobster".❤

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