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Film critic since time immemorial. Roger's archives and the carrying on of his traditions will continue.
Roger Ebert’s Tweets
"Never marry someone who doesn't love the movies you love. Sooner or later, that person will not love you." (Roger Ebert)
Who does video game boobs best? PS3 or 360? (somewhat NSFW) bit.ly/wacqq5
There's something I'd like to make clear. I'm not a breast fetishist. I'm a cleavage fantasist.
This account is eating up all of my data and I want you to cancel it. Please respond
"Give a Republican a fish and he'll think he learned how to fish. Teach him to fish and he'll call you socialist." --
Yes, it's been seven years, but I still miss Roger's reviews! rogerebert.com/chazs-blog/i-m
Advised I should stick to tweeting on topics I know something about. Then attacked for tweeting about Japanese breast pillows.
Even when the theater has gone dark, the story is still alive in you.
We are so very, very, very small. One video. One NASA graphic. Awe. bit.ly/Zj7pwm
CHAZ HERE: Roger gave me instructions to tweet for him. I wonder if he knew something we didn't know. (Tears)
Actually, one of the best presidential debate moderators would be David Letterman, who is quick, smart, and interrupts bullshit.
Since the invention of the teleprompter, no President has needed one less than Barack Obama.
Biden: "I refuse to impose my church's position on others." As he should. #vpdebate
She asked them to pose exactly as they did in their childhood photos. http://bit.ly/hTqhis
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in philosophy; the search for a moral justification for selfishness."
Clint, my hero, is coming across as sad and pathetic. He didn't need to do this to himself. It's unworthy of him.
My eyes filled with tears of joy and hope. We need this man at this time.
The actual "Pulp Fiction" timeline in chronological order. bit.ly/KVTLcp
The Muse visits during the act of creation, not before. Don't wait for her. Start alone.
A reader comment: "If Kirby's Epic Yarn is not art, then Shakespeare isn't too." http://j.mp/cJXULV
The best, funniest video about Siskel & Ebert I've ever seen. http://j.mp/kpxx8 From Nostalgia Critic http://j.mp/1z4pVJ
Dear Evan Hansen is a terrible, misbegotten musical with too little self-awareness to care how out of tune it sounds.
20 books about film every film lover should own.
Ray Bradbury has died. "The Pedestrian" is one of the most famous of all short stories. Read it here. Uncanny prophecy. bit.ly/NhrFrh
"If you go home with someone and they don't have books, don't f**k them." -- John Waters
Take your handwriting, turn it into a font, use it for e-mail or anything else. Free. (Thanks, steinbolt1) http://j.mp/93ZEU6
"DDLJ" is said to be the most popular Bollywood film among women. Omer Mozaffar review on my site. On Netflix Instant. bit.ly/GBoDYT
To a friend uncertain about moving: Every city you move to already contains friends of a lifetime you have not yet met.
Brilliant! 14 actors, in brief scenes without dialogue, evoke great moments in screen acting. NYTimes video feature: http://nyti.ms/rqvZdE
Somehow it's appropriate that people opposed to gay marriage would rally at a fast-food chicken chain.
Even when the theater has gone dark, the story is still alive in you.
What a gift to see him on the screen—to see his spirit shining as brightly as ever #LIFEITSELF bit.ly/TFwtMv
Wall Street isn't winning. It's cheating. Devastating article in Rolling Stone. bit.ly/vYmr0T
Oh. My. God. The Southern Lights (aurora australis) photographed by astronauts from space. http://twitpic.com/21vzi8
Bin Laden was not armed when killed. Yeah, and neither was anyone in the World Trade Center.
OK, you're at a party and Quentin Tarantino corner you to explain his theory of "Top Gun." Classic video: bit.ly/VH9aQg
We have the right to murder "so called US citizens" abroad? With all due respect, Mr. President, that's bullshit.
Vanity Fair's oral history of the making of "Pulp Fiction," which only grows in stature over the years. vnty.fr/WoYj0l
The best internet cat video ever made. Winner of the Cat Video Festival: bit.ly/O20XVB
"Pooh," he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw, "I just wanted to be sure of you."”
My op-ed for The New York Times about the shootings. We've seen this movie before:
Obama zinger: "We have these things called aircraft carriers and ships that go under the water, called submarines." #debate
Romney for gender equality in Middle East--not so much with equal pay and women's rights at home. #debate
Chuck Norris will die in bed. Werner Herzog will die after falling from an airship into a volcano.
Kurt Vonnegut's eight tips on how to write a great short story.
For addicts, using has long, long since ceased being any form of pleasure. It's a sentence. My heart goes out to its captives.
Analysis of the emerging culture of assholes, from Donald Trump to Kanye West. bit.ly/U7tOoi
He founded the Dept. of Sociology at Harvard, and wrote these prophecies 75 years ago. Chills down my spine. bit.ly/LPpQNN
CHAZ: Thank you Jim Carrey for the biggest bouquet of flowers ever. And for making us laugh whenever we watched Dumb and Dumber.
Chuck Norris pounds nail through 2x4 with his fist. Werner Herzog does it with his dick. #WernerHerzogvsChuckNorris
A religion that doesn't teach tolerance might as well not bother teaching anything else.
Wwhen superheroes have sex at the R level, I'm always afraid someone will get hurt.
America's best film critic, David Bordwell, goes deep on Christopher Nolan.
Watch every single TV commercial on this year's Superbowl here. Now complete. bit.ly/wCb8z8
Chaz: In honor of my dear husband I am restoring his photo to his Twitter page. Here is his LEAVE OF PRESENCE essay bit.ly/1grcXaQ
"I never meet anybody who actually likes 3D." -- Chris Nolan, on why he made Dark Knight in 2D.
CHAZ HERE: Tilda Swinton and audience of 1600 dance at Ebertfest to celebrate Roger
I wept. One of the greatest speeches by an American president, ever. I'll link it again. Here is our hope. http://j.mp/encxNE
Fifty years ago today, Eisenhower warned against the world we live in now. He was right. Nobody listened. http://ind.pn/hVYPQ1
My 1994 interview with Tarantino explaining why all of his films are intended to be funny. bit.ly/WkNo0X
"The Making of Silver Linings Playbook." A 30 min. doc, timely for Oscar season. bit.ly/14YOOoL
Six things the film industry doesn't want you to know about. bit.ly/oIR4tV
I would not let Steely Dan get between me and the woman I loved, no matter what she thought about Steely Dan.
Seeing great films “is one of the most profoundly civilizing experiences that we can have as people."
Six locations that seem to be used in countless movies.bit.ly/WilfIh
13 movie poster trends and what they tell you about the movies they advertise. bit.ly/s3WXnx
If you're an Amazon Prime member, here is a list of movies you can stream for FREE. Sort by genre, director etc. http://amzn.to/mX3eoo
"If celebrities moved to Oklahoma." This is just plain mean. I'm ashamed of tweeting it. bit.ly/rlQDYQ
(@jeeemerson) Last week R asked me to tweet new stuff on re.com. Never dreamed it would be memorials: j.mp/ZjveoY
"Baby Got Back," compiled with clips from 295 movies. Must be seen to be believed. Ultimate nerd-dom. bit.ly/QD8eG6
The 50 Books Every Child Should Read. And many adults... http://ind.pn/gvYz7a
Six movie locations you've seen again and again and again. bit.ly/WilfIh
One man, one wife, says Romney--whose great-grandfather had five wives, and great-great-grandfather had 12.
My list of the Best Films of 2011 has just now been posted. bit.ly/vGFgl1
Sarah Palin rummages online frantically erasing her rabble-rousing Tweets like a Stalinist trimming non-persons out of photos.
Where you can download thousands of complete classic comic books: http://j.mp/gAn0wt
Global Warming: Scientists say it's "I told you so time." bit.ly/N6kFbT
Bill Nye the Science Guy sez: "Please don't teach Creationism to your children." A brief, sweet, very direct video. bit.ly/Re6dR7
Oh. My. God. And has it already started? Mankind finally fucked up real, real good. http://j.mp/cosLzA
Donald Trump avoids pizza crust because of the calories. Yeah, buddy. Just tuck into a cheese and pepperoni casserole.
Very cool. Interactive map of all online newspapers in the world. Takes you there *and* translates. http://bit.ly/itwRik
Astonishing site with texts of 1000s of books and stories of mystery, fantasy & science fiction. Thanks David Bordwell! bit.ly/LHtsWm
Spoiler! End of "Dark Knight Rises" steals this scene! Thanks to Pablo Villaça in Brazil. bit.ly/MMkw3H
From : Patty, as I watched your film I could only think of how proud Roger would have been that you directed it!
“Marble Hornets,” a YouTube serial. A forsaken indie film meets “Paranormal.” All episodes to date. http://j.mp/1AO5t4
It's long, but it explained the Koch Brothers to me.
