I’ve got a new record coming out & it’s VERY different for me. I don’t usually do emotional/melodic records, but when I started making this I knew it was gonna be a bit different....
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My first son, Ralph Hooper Pearce, was born at 8:24am this morning and he is truly truly truly amazing!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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I’ve just found out that Mr Brightside has been in the UK singles top 100 every week since it was released in 2003???? That’s fucking ridiculous. And terrifying.
Absolute tosser.
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So they have taken away licence in Birmingham bc someone died in the club. This isn’t going to stop people taking drugs in raves. There needs to be another, more sensible solution. #RainbowLicence
In honour of the late, great Barry Chuckle, here’s a little video the bros did for my midnight set at Warehouse Project a few years back. Legends. RIP my son.
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Does anyone find the term 'the sesh' every so slightly fucking annoying or is it just me?
Superdry stores have to be some kind of massive drugs ring cover up. Never see anyone in them & no fucker wearing it...
Getting a fair amount of grief for playing an anti Trump track at Ultra this weekend. How about fuck off, Trump is a CUUUUUUUUNT.
I've got a #r1residency show on starting in January!!! Absolutely nuts!?!? Expect a silly accent, good music & toilet humour
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Am I right in thinking that by the logic of the Govt today, I can follow my “instinct” & set up a big rig in a field, invite a load of people & we all get off our knackers?
The most backhanded compliment I've ever received but thanks all the same... twitter.com/jakerf/status/
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This is what my face should’ve looked like this morning. I miss you Maceo’s :(
#Glastonburyfestival #Block9 #2019 #Maceos
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If you're in your raving prime right now, enjoy the fuck out of it, they are THE BEST. We are lucky. So lucky. 🔊❤️❤️🔊
The amount of good weather bank holidays that have been wasted not raving by this virus is criminal.
Should be at Glastonbury now. Instead I’m stood in a socially distanced John Lewis queue to take back a hairdryer. How the night have truly fallen...
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Guys, guys, can I just say how happy I am that Marshmallo made it into the BJ Mag Top 100 BJ's this year. He's really good at it...
Meet my son Lennie. Future DJ in the making?
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A lot of gear is gonna get sniffed in Liverpool over the next 72hrs!!!
Legalise them, make them safe for human consumption & make loads of money in tax instead of people dying hmm?
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I find myself in airports, smiling at other people's children & subsequently looking like a huge paedo when really I just miss my own child!
I’m gonna leave Twitter forever again now. Just wanted to pay a little personal respect to Caroline because she was a diamond. Big up to all the nice people out there, fuck you to all the troll cunts, journalists or other.
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No Glasto is such a fucking wounder. The closer it gets, the more gutted I feel!
If you'd told me 5 yrs ago that I'd be b2b with , Ellis Dee & in one wknd @GlastoFest I'd have laughed in your face!!
The pleasure you get from watching your 3 year old child riding a push bike un aided is unrivalled. Better than gurners...
This came out 6 years ago tomorrow & my life changed forever! What a lucky boy I am. Big up xxx
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I am a fairly avid Daft Punk fan but am I the only one who wishes they'd make some dance music instead of designer merch & pop up shops??
Woke up on my living room floor, missed Sunday dinner. What a cunt.
I cannot fathom why anyone is getting upset about Katie Hopkins being banned. It’s brilliant news. She wasn’t excercising “free speech”, she’s just a massive, (probably) smelly cunt. xx
Some of you will be pleased to hear that I’m deleting Twitter from my phone today as I spend too much time on it & it’s counter productive & all that jazz. I am only telling you this bc I try to reply to & engage with everyone but that won’t be happening from now on. Big up x
The irony of this tweet coupled with your avatar of you & the Dalai Lama is off the charts Piers, you insufferable wankpot.
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Congratulations to my friend @realDonaldTrump - an astonishing achievement. #President
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Not down with this trend of people taking the piss out of those who've just found house music. We all just got into house at some point...
Piers Morgan is that geezer who thinks everyone is his mate when really EVERYONE thinks he's a unrelenting cunt.
#mondaymotivationalbollocks 4 years ago I was here once a fortnight. Now I ain't doing too bad. You'll be alright. x
It’s days like this that make you realise just how much you miss dancing outside in the sunshine, surrounded by like minded individuals, off your knackers. 😭
Probably won’t last long, but the battery life on the iPhone X is mint. Still on 40% and I’ve used it constantly to download porn all day...
This wknd I've played in NYC, Detroit & now on way to Chicago. 3 cities that basically created this thing we LOVE. I'm so lucky to do this.
Muslims aren't to blame for this. Sick weird sadistic cunts are to blame for this. :(
Mother of the year ladies & gents...
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That was my 16th or 17th & best @GlastoFest ever. So thankful to be able to go there. Even more thankful to perform. Best. Place. On. Earth.
The idiots applauding every new feature in the IPhone reveal conference are worse than those who clap when the plane lands...
That Carl Cox doc is a proper tearjerker this. Fucking ace. Big up Coxy, big up Space. ❤️❤️❤️
And for those that say "DJs & musicians shouldn't get involved in politics" I say fuck off to that too. I have a platform & I'll use it.
Not normally one to do this & hate on stuff but check these pair of cunts out. not cool at all. djmag.ca/blog/2015/04/0
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Just drove past 5 blokes scrapping, all in Christmas jumpers...
If you ACTUALLY do this Oliver, I will donate £2000. No sneaky ones, not even a sip of sherry at 11:59pm October 31st. x
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To all asking October is going to be a COMPLETELY dry month. First in about 20 years...Believe in me? gosober.org.uk/users/oliver-j
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A photo of me on the bog after my first trip to Ibiza in 1997 where no one told me not to drink the tap water...
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Professional knob toucher 🎛
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I've always said it, Derrick Carter is the best house DJ there is. No question. Outrageous. Unreal. PUMP PUMP.
FIFA 2017 is single handedly keeping shite rock bands in a job...
Absolutely gutted and saddened about , she was a truly TRULY lovely girl.
A HUGE fuck you goes out to , all the trolls on various social media networks and all the other disgraceful tabloid journalists making a living off the back of peoples misgivings.
I’m playing 9hrs in two places all in the name of charity tonight then 5hrs tomorrow, with all my best friends around me in my hometown off my fucking knackers. Quality NYE/NYD on the cards. Love all you fuckers. See you in 2018. ❤️❤️❤️
Stopped replying to trolls on the internet for a while bc "its not worth it" etc but I've now embraced it & have started to abuse them back.
John Terry, in full Military regalia, tattooed on your skin, forever... twitter.com/liam5times/sta
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Daphne from Scooby Doo.
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I regard myself as a fairly decent & uniform fresh bread slicer. But when it comes to Bagels, forget it. Fuck it every time.
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Out on the piss in Bristol all day tomorrow so if you are out & about & see me, say hello & lets have a Christmas drink you bleeders. xx
I know it's a little old but it's true & funny so...
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Just signed a young lad to my team in fifa 18 called Leo Pinga wooiiiiooooiiiii💊💊💊
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Spare a thought for Steve Bould who made the decision to double drop in the first half
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Fatboy Eats Everything x = Party mode ON!
@GlastoFest = The. Best. Place. On. Earth ❤❤❤
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What's wrong with people? Fucking cunts. Ups & love to everyone in London & the world over. xx
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If you like the place or you don't, it's a weird feeling that we are never gonna set foot in Space Ibiza ever again.
The word 'lit', in its current context, can fuck right off (pardon my French).
The excitement I get even now knowing that my favourite DJ played my record in his essential mix is still off the charts! (The track is labelled as ‘Scream’ but it’s actually ‘Loud’)
Big ups to the best of the best ❤️❤️
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5 years ago today Entrance Song came out & life changed forever! Crazy that this is my job!!!!
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FOUND IT!!! Thank you so much for all your concern. I fancy you all xx
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Pots & kettles motherfucker. How anyone that works for, let alone Executive Editor, The Sun can write this is actually beyond belief. Absolutely disgusting. Vile. Abhorrent.
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Caroline was hung out to dry by ITV. She was distraught they didn’t stand by her. And distraught about the lack of support she was given. Caroline and I were devastated to attend the funeral of our friend Mike Thalassitis last year. I cannot believe we are here again.
Voted. Do whatever you think is right today but don't just think of yourself & your life. Change is needed. Change is good.
I've done since Space Closing completely sober & have totally gotten used to DJing sober now. I think I'm actually alright at my job sober!
I wonder if these people on Love Islands parents are watching them & I wonder if they are proud of their offspring???
7am at the afters dreaming of becoming a DJ
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And if you have even one bit of support for what Trump is doing on right now then unfollow me immediately & burn all my music that you own.
DON’T YOU HEAR ME CALLING YOU MISS HONEY!
Can finally announce, it’s going to be a special day on the 12th June, when ‘Honey’ formerly Miss Honey will finally be out on
#FFRR #eatseverything
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This time next week it's Glastonbury eve. Can't wait to escape this increasingly & violent evil world for a few days.
Oi if any of you want to come to after the Villa game on NYD, you’ll be welcomed with open arms :) You haven’t got another game till 9th Jan, I think you can squeeze a rave up in :)
I won 2 Best Of British awards last night!!! I am over the moon. Thanks so much if you voted. I LOVE YOU xxx
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Not dissing people who use camera phones in raves, it's up to you. It was just much better in raves before they existed, trust me!