Zach Ehrlich

@EachZhrlich

Guy Who Writes Stuff

Brooklyn, NY
zachehrlich.com
Joined June 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 30

    Just shouted my 1st piece into the void, wanted to thank you for helpful advice, esp re: concision

    2 replies 5 retweets 17 likes
  2. 10 hours ago

    My favorite part of packing is when I inevitably forget that humans like to wear garments between their shoes and feet

    2 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Hillary Clinton message: who likes tax credits? Donald Trump message: I will crush your enemies

    3 replies 35 retweets 161 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    "WHY IS THE SAME THING ON EVERY CHANNEL? WHY AREN'T THEY SHOWING MY STORIES?!" --The President, right now

    14 replies 152 retweets 640 likes
  5. Jun 7

    Them: breakfast tmrw?? Me: sry can't, I have work... stuff...

    8 likes
  6. Jun 5

    when bae's medium is dying

    2 retweets 12 likes
  7. Jun 4

    I try to be rude on planes in case I happen to sit next to somebody twitter famous who really needs a slam dunk

    1 retweet 8 likes
  8. Jun 1
    Replying to

    this is just so y'all know that if I die it's because I'm living thru a shitty Rear Window reboot

    1 reply 3 likes
  9. Jun 1

    Regulars visible from my rooftop bedroom: -Hoverboarding panhandler -Gay couple frequently breaking up fights between cats -Nude sunbather

    1 reply 3 likes
  10. Jun 1

    Today's NY weather is HELL: Hot enough to be unpleasant but not so hot that I don't feel like a baby for complaining about it

  11. May 30

    hey Mental Illness Month is ending so you're not allowed to feel shitty anymore

    5 likes
  12. May 30

    thank you! original title was less clickbaity but the exact feedback was "that'd work for but nobody's fucking heard of you"

    3 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 28

    Remember in the 90s to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powered your internet

    195 replies 14,226 retweets 33,779 likes
  14. May 28

    I just published “200 Calls A Night, And Other Fidget Spinners”

    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  15. May 28

    what if the real tax returns are the friends we made along the way

    5 likes
  16. May 27

    them: omg the MTA is my fucking NEMESIS me (feelin kinda guilty): haha... yeah...

    2 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
  17. May 26

    Hiya! You awoke to a country where there's 0 political cost for assaulting the press

    1 reply 5 retweets 20 likes
  18. May 22

    really need to do a better job developing coping mechanisms for my coping mechanisms

    4 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 20

    Hahhaha I identify as an attack helicopter. Haha just kidding but can you IMAGINE if I had to deal with any consequences of nonconformity??

    1 retweet 24 likes
  20. May 18

    it must be cool to be Carrie Coon and be able to credibly put "bizarre dreamlike standalone episodes" as a Special Skill on your resume

    3 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 16

    WaPo: The president shat himself. White House: The president would never shit himself. Trump: I SHAT MYSELF ON PURPOSE Every. Fucking. Day.

    208 replies 14,801 retweets 28,092 likes

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