I did this to @mosquito_chaser when were early dating, except I insisted all food was basically pizza. https://twitter.com/vhscryptid/status/859835475720359941 …
Steak and potatoes dinner? That's just a bbq sauce pizza with crust on the side in the form of a dinner roll.
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Sandwich? Two crusts containing sauce (mayo) and toppings.
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When my brother was a little kid, the only meat he would eat was chicken. My mother's solution was to call everything chicken. The kid ate
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