Just opened a drawer and found 75,000 butch lesbians- sorry, guys, I found em, they were in my kitchen drawer furthest from the main counter space all along.
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Would you please stop hoarding them? We really need them to be free range.
Yeah, I mean, my bad. You know how it goes- you put one butch lesbian in a drawer bc company is coming and things need to look tidy and now its your butch lesbian drawer.
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Plus I mean it does feel like there’s been a shortage so it’s natural to want to stock up.
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