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    Evan Urquhart‏ @e_urq Mar 18

    Just opened a drawer and found 75,000 butch lesbians- sorry, guys, I found em, they were in my kitchen drawer furthest from the main counter space all along.

    7:54 AM - 18 Mar 2021
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    13 replies 16 retweets 200 likes
      1. chronicncryptids‏ @pup_tugger Mar 18
        Replying to @e_urq

        hey that’s the same drawer i put my lesbians in, what a coincidence!

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      1. Jay Parr (he/him/y'all)‏ @crankypacifist Mar 18
        Replying to @e_urq

        Dammit Evan

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      2. Abby Franquemont  🇺🇸 🇵🇪‏ @abbysyarns Mar 18
        Replying to @e_urq

        Would you please stop hoarding them? We really need them to be free range.

        1 reply 0 retweets 34 likes
      3. Evan Urquhart‏ @e_urq Mar 18
        Replying to @abbysyarns

        Yeah, I mean, my bad. You know how it goes- you put one butch lesbian in a drawer bc company is coming and things need to look tidy and now its your butch lesbian drawer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Hetty Halpin Wilde‏ @Henriettaspoon Mar 18
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        Can I have a look through, I have got one but there’s never any harm in looking at the alternatives?

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      1. Queen Nooka of the Nooks‏ @NookaoftheNooks Mar 18
        Replying to @e_urq

        I checked my corresponding drawer and found clingfilm and clothes pegs....my butch lesbians must be a)kinky and b)out foraging for biscuit crumbs at the moment

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      1. Adi Daly Gourdialsing‏ @AdiDee_Gee Mar 18
        Replying to @e_urq

        Did you Trans them when you discovered them tho? Or just give them back?

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      2. Sean Burton‏ @sburton84 Mar 18
        Replying to @e_urq

        Sean Burton Retweeted Sean Burton

        At least it's an improvement on:https://twitter.com/sburton84/status/1364972392787894274?s=20 …

        Sean Burton added,

        Sean Burton @sburton84
        Replying to @belledejour_uk @lawrencebromley
        Piles of lesbians left rotting on the docks due to Brexit red tape. It's a tragedy.
        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3.  👾𝕻𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝕻𝖊𝖊𝖕 👾‏ @AnoniStef Mar 18
        Replying to @sburton84 @e_urq

        That kinda scared me for a sec😅

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      1. Ben. E. Wanderer‏ @benevolentWand1 23h23 hours ago
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        Wait, they're not in the cellar just past the cask of amontillado?

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