You can argue for anything if you put your mind to it. So here's a challenge. Provide an ostensibly sound argument for the conclusion: Everything is purple. (Like arguments you think are good. Winner is the person whose argument gets most likes.)
1. Writing "purple" prose is something that is easy for children and brand new writers to copy. 3. Purple prose must therefore have an evolutionary purpose. 4. Purple prose instinctively describes a universe where everything is purple.
