Evan Urquhart

If having a vagina qualifies one to speak on behalf of women, I've got a few things to say:

We MUST address the issue of short men not being considered as attractive on the dating market. On behalf of all women, thank you for your attention.

More Stalls In Men's Bathrooms NORMALIZE SITTING TO PEE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS Again, I've been deputized to say: All women thank you for your attention to these pressing matters.

As a person with a VAGINA you need to LISTEN when I say men's clothing should come in big and short sizes, not just big and tall. Big and Short! Big and Short! #notallfatmenaretall I'm sure no woman would object to the urgency with which I implore you to address this.

Look, I have a VAGINA so I know a thing or two about what WOMEN care about, and it's having better underwear options for packing and binding in big box stores. #believevaginas