If having a vagina qualifies one to speak on behalf of women, I've got a few things to say:
Show this thread
-
More Stalls In Men's Bathrooms
NORMALIZE SITTING TO PEE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
Again, I've been deputized to say: All women thank you for your attention to these pressing matters.Show this thread
As a person with a VAGINA you need to LISTEN when I say men's clothing should come in big and short sizes, not just big and tall.
Big and Short! Big and Short!
#notallfatmenaretall
I'm sure no woman would object to the urgency with which I implore you to address this.
-
-
Look, I have a VAGINA so I know a thing or two about what WOMEN care about, and it's having better underwear options for packing and binding in big box stores.
#believevaginasShow this thread -
I REJECT the insinuation that these are just my idiosyncratic pet peeves as a trans man that I'm dressing up in the language of women's rights for attention. What part of I HAVE A VAGINA did you not understand, haters?
#notallfatmenaretallShow this thread -
I'll stop speaking for women when you surgically attach a dick to my body, and NOT ONE MOMENT SOONER! Oh, which reminds me, I think I speak for all women when I say
MORE RESEARCH DOLLARS FOR TRANS MALE PENIS SURGERY!Show this thread -
If trans women can't speak for women then surely we trans men can use OUR VAGINAS to say, loud and clear through the lips of our pussies: SUPPORT TRANS WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
#believevaginasShow this thread -
If you don't like me speaking for women as a trans man you can suck EVERY SINGLE ONE of my dicks. INCLUDING the big reddish purple-y silicon one.
Show this thread
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
This reminds me of when I commented to an ex that it wasn't right there was a men's store called High & Mighty when there wasn't one called, for example, Short & Nervous.
- End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
One day I'm going to start a clothing store called short and dumpy. And there'll be no gendered sections. Just dresses for the short and dumpy. Shirts. Trousers.
-
On that day I will proudly sign up for your push notifications. And each time a very small, very wide pair of trousers goes on sale it will be like Christmas in my household.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
As a tall “large” man (don’t like the “fat” association) I can add that many large clothes oare made for rather *short* men. The clothing industry needs much more diversification in body types.
-
I spend my days pulling up pants & pulling down shirts because regular shirts in the EU are much too short. Even in 2XL & 3XL sizes. I’d be viewed as much better dressed (and it wld cost me less) if large shirts were available to TALL large men (and *short* large men
) too - Show replies
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.