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He/Him. Trans Journo. Views expressed are representative of that Dunkin Donuts I worked in one summer.

Joined March 2009

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    1. Chuck Wendig‏Verified account @ChuckWendig 17 Apr 2020

      NIGHTLY QUESTION: tell us about something unexplainable that happened to you — your own “glitch in the Matrix” —?

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    2. Evan Urquhart‏ @e_urq 17 Apr 2020
      Replying to @ChuckWendig

      When I was a kid I threw a ball a couple feet, across the kitchen. We never found it. I know it sounds ridiculous to call this a spooky story. To say: We looked everywhere. I lost a rubber ball, as a kid. It happens. But it wasn’t small. And we DID look everywhere. I swear it.

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      Evan Urquhart‏ @e_urq 17 Apr 2020
      Replying to @e_urq @ChuckWendig

      That ball disappeared from this universe.

      6:48 PM - 17 Apr 2020
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      • misandry on main 🆘 RavingToyManiac Andi 🤦🏻‍♀️ page not found Tiffany Brady Brett Lykins Claudia Is Writing nur500 Mouse the Cat
      4 replies 0 retweets 97 likes
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        2. suntiger745‏ @suntiger745 18 Apr 2020
          Replying to @e_urq @ChuckWendig

          But you made a pixie very happy. :)

          1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
        3. G.S. (Gabrielle) Prendergast‏ @GabrielleSaraP 18 Apr 2020
          Replying to @suntiger745 @e_urq @ChuckWendig

          I want a webcomic of this.

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        1. ً‏ @LuckyCat12901 18 Apr 2020
          Replying to @e_urq @ChuckWendig

          And ended up in someone else's house. They're still puzzling out who gave their kid a ball...

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        2. WTF Surprise Doll‏ @even_ife 18 Apr 2020
          Replying to @e_urq @ChuckWendig

          This happened to me, but I lost my entire toenail and it was just...gone. Yought from the universe, hopefully into a better one.

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        3. Zennui‏ @Zenkitty714 18 Apr 2020
          Replying to @even_ife @e_urq @ChuckWendig

          Did you just use the past participle of yeet?

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        1.  ✨ Sara  ✨‏ @DoomSparkler 18 Apr 2020
          Replying to @e_urq @ChuckWendig

          That happened to my oldest at my parent’s home with a quart of pear. We moved furniture and everything. Never showed up.

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