First helicopter flying lesson done and dusted. Living the dream of my five year old self. Guys. I just flew a helicopter! ๐ฑ
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The best thing since time travel. Whisky lover. Amateur mixologist. Voted Most Unfollowed 2018. UE4 and Unity artist. Helicopter pilot in training.
Durban, South AfricaBorn November 27, 1980Joined April 2009
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Shout out to America on finally discovering the kettle.
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Whoever placed the medivac guidance flare BENEATH A POWERLINE should be fired!!
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IPSS Medical Rescue's Samantha Meyrick: "Scene is chaotic with multiple services on scene, cannot confirm injuries or deaths at this time."
"I can confirm that IPSS Medical advanced life support ambulance has already left scene with two critical patients."
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HOW COOL IS THIS?! Scientists have discovered the FIRST lifeform known to actually EAT VIRUSES! A โvirovoreโ is a microscopic organism known to actively feed on viruses. Halteria, a single-celled protozoan that EATS chloroviruses, has officially just been crowned the first! ๐ฆ
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BREAKING: Turkey-Syria earthquake death toll passes 34,000
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El*n M*sk is a garbage human.
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Next Up: Educate new pet owners on common toxic substances.
How: Add a checklist page to adoption forms at shelters for potential adopters to read & tick.
Cost: Free.
Effort: Minimal.
Affect: Game Changer.
I've sent this to a bunch of shelters and they are going to do it!
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Cunk on Earth is legitimately far more accurate and has better experts than Ancient Apocalypse, yet Cunk is categorized as 'comedy' and Ancient Apocalypse is still listed as a 'documentary' ๐
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BREAKING: As many as 20,000 people may have died in Turkey-Syria quake, WHO estimates - BBC
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Philomena Cunk called sports "theatre for stupid people" and I haven't stopped laughing for 12 hours.
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Looking for a site to get a #COVID19 vaccine booster? This site lists the active sites: findmyjab.co.za
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Another epic Tesla autopilot moment where the car nearly kills a man standing by his car that has hazards on.
These cars are a hazard to public safety.
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The wholesome words of encouragement from famous international authors responding to this Tweet are just the best!
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Only 2 people came to my author signing yesterday, so I was pretty bummed about it. Especially as 37 people responded "going" to the event. Kind of upset, honestly, and a little embarrassed.
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. has approved a new anti-HIV injection. Now the big question is: What will it cost? spoke to our . #HealthBeat |
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Iโm afraid South Africa set the bar too high when it comes to World Cups
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Qatar World Cup so far:
1. Invited extremist preacher banned from Britain to preach to Muslim fans ๐ฌ๐ง
2. Banned Jewish worship โก๏ธ
3. Banned Kosher food
4. Banned beer ๐ป
5. Banned one love armband ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
This is the most discriminatory event in the history of sport.
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Well, I'm out.
This is My final tweet.
From now on you can find Me at universeodon.com/@TheTweetOfGod.
It's been a great ride, and the ride continues.
Fuck you Elon Musk, you anti-union, megalomaniacal, X ร A-XII-son-calling piece of shit.
Please retweet this and then join Me.
Bye.
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Fun fact. If youโre on an h1b visa and lose your job (or a supervillain takes over your company) - you have 60 days to find a new job to sponsor you (an outrageous Byzantine process) or else you & your family gets kicked out of the country. Twitter basically has hostages ๐ซ
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Everyone seems to think Twitter will all of a sudden start glitching and then implode but more likely the proscaaah jseill be gradnbnl ! Ksk
"ok we're doing a piece on tech stocks today, can you knock us up some art for that?"
"tech socks, gotcha"
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The incredible bomb disposal sequence from BATMAN (1966) with Adam West. If you've not seen this, give yourself a treat.
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Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the ๐งตon the great launch of this product
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Marty Stratton, Studio Director, lied about Eternal's OST events in a Reddit post that used disinformation to blame me entirely for its failure
Later, he offered me a six-figure sum to never speak about it
The truth is more important.
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Beautiful Bootsie boi missing in Bryanpark, Jhb. Please get in touch if you spot this beloved and desperately missed baby.
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Boostie has gone missing. Completely disappeared for 3 days and we are besides ourselves. My heart is broken and I just want him to come home and be safe. Please send good thoughts. I just want my baby home 
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Two weeks ago, Saudi Arabia sentenced a 72 year old American citizen to 16 years in jail for tweets critical of the regime he sent while in America.
This week, the Saudis partnered with Elon Musk to buy Twitter.
Do you think the Saudis bought it to promote free speech?
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WOW that second paragraph. ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
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Hollywood financier/producer MRC says it won't proceed with a Kanye West documentary.
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12.1 Absa will automatically own all of the proposals received from all the participants 12.2 The participants will not receive any fee or remuneration for the proposals at anytime from Absa 12.4 All Copyright in the proposals will automatically be transferred over to Absa
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If youโve got what it takes to disrupt the industry with your design skills, enter the Absa Digital Design Hackathon by 15 October 2022, create your team of two to five people, solve one of four challenges and stand a chance to win your share of up to R100 000.
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Hi Twitter. My bestie went missing from Eastleigh Ridge, Edenvale. I last saw him two days ago, and he never wanders far from his food bowl.
He is sterilised but not chipped. Dark grey with striking green eyes.
Please call or message with any info.
Tamaryn - 0822297586
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Your eyes aren't deceiving you. Here's Bradley Cooper fully transformed into Leonard Bernstein for #Maestro, his directorial follow-up to "A Star Is Born." More first look details here: variety.com/2022/film/news
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