Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
dyssomniac's profile
the last termas on the left
the last termas on the left
the last termas on the left
@dyssomniac

Tweets

the last termas on the left

@dyssomniac

teacher speaker drinker thief. New Orleans, DC, Nicosia, Beijing, Fort Worth, Austin, Boston.

Austin, TX
Joined November 2010

Tweets

  • © 2021 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    1. the last termas on the left‏ @dyssomniac Jun 17
      Replying to @JohnnyMartelli @mrgoodopinions and

      Actually kind of a badass name, no wonder Jesus used it.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    2. Johnny Martelli‏ @JohnnyMartelli Jun 17
      Replying to @dyssomniac @mrgoodopinions and

      He was the first and the last. You are only the last, Omega Boy. (It does have a ring to it though, you should wear it with pride.)

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    3. the last termas on the left‏ @dyssomniac Jun 17
      Replying to @JohnnyMartelli @mrgoodopinions and

      Notwithstanding that not being what Christ meant, thank you for saying I’m half as good as the Son of God, it is indeed deeply flattering

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    4. Johnny Martelli‏ @JohnnyMartelli Jun 17
      Replying to @dyssomniac @mrgoodopinions and

      The great thing about being Omega Boy is not having to worry about getting caught in your own bullshit (such as being the first one to bring Jesus into this for no good reason).

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    5. the last termas on the left‏ @dyssomniac Jun 17
      Replying to @JohnnyMartelli @mrgoodopinions and

      So you ARE saying I’m half as good as the Son of God, huh. Very cool.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    6. Johnny Martelli‏ @JohnnyMartelli Jun 17
      Replying to @dyssomniac @mrgoodopinions and

      Omega Boy would be the perfect comic book for a commie country. It never ends, so readers would get bored and sales would plummet, but since profitability doesn't matter, it would never cease being published.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    7. the last termas on the left‏ @dyssomniac Jun 17
      Replying to @JohnnyMartelli @mrgoodopinions and

      Whoa now, don’t get distracted. Tell me more about how you think two of me = one Jesus Christ

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    8. Johnny Martelli‏ @JohnnyMartelli Jun 17
      Replying to @dyssomniac @mrgoodopinions and

      Omega Boy, changing the subject at will is one of your foibles, not one of your designated powers.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    9. the last termas on the left‏ @dyssomniac Jun 17
      Replying to @JohnnyMartelli @mrgoodopinions and

      Mate, we left behind the subject at least 12 hours ago, now I’m just poking your Jesus button.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    10. Johnny Martelli‏ @JohnnyMartelli Jun 17
      Replying to @dyssomniac @mrgoodopinions and

      Omega Boy brings up Jesus apropos of nothing, pointlessly repeats himself, and now tells himself he's poking some imaginary "button." Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, our Omega Boy.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      the last termas on the left‏ @dyssomniac Jun 17
      Replying to @JohnnyMartelli @mrgoodopinions and

      Idk man you got a lil upset when I compared myself to Jesus

      11:29 AM - 17 Jun 2021
      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      1. Show additional replies, including those that may contain offensive content

      Loading seems to be taking a while.

      Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

        Promoted Tweet

        false

        • © 2021 Twitter
        • About
        • Help Center
        • Terms
        • Privacy policy
        • Cookies
        • Ads info