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@dynamofire

ugly bag of mostly water || mercenary: , , , , &c. || talk apocalyptic to me

los angeles
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Joined November 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 18

    attention: i have done it. i have monetized my email wizardry. let me help you DO THE THING, friends. RT away:

    3 retweets 15 likes
  2. 17 hours ago

    oh god this puts the bizarre wave of nonstop fireworks we just experienced in a horrible new light

    My neighborhood has gone H.A.M. It could be The Purge out there from the sound of it.
    7 likes
  3. Jul 4

    red for the blood of my enemies blue for all those male tears and white well sorry about that part

    2 retweets 16 likes
  4. Jul 4

    . on the undisruptability of blowing shit up beautifully in the air.

    1 retweet
  5. Jul 2

    Carrie Fisher relaxing on the set of Empire Strikes Back

    332 retweets 1,079 likes
  6. Jul 2

    don't let this slide. he's gone after latinx, immigrants, women, muslims, & jews. we need to stand up for each other

    20 retweets 26 likes
  7. Jul 2

    Omg

    TMW you see a presidential slogan in a dystopian sci-fi novel set in 2032 being used today.
    1 like
  8. Jul 1

    WAIT, WAIT, WAIT: TOM HARDY IS A ***JEWISH*** GANGSTER?! Suddenly I think I've just become pregnant?????

    1 retweet 6 likes
  9. Jul 1

    Started watching Peaky Blinders for PTSD Romantic Cillian Murphy™, then SURPRISE, BAKER TOM HARDY? IS THIS SHOW MAGIC Y/N

    5 likes
  10. Jul 1

    hahahaha seriously I cannot imagine feeling this threatened by other people liking a thing I like

    6 likes
  11. Jul 1

    oh yeah, fake geek girls are everywhere!!!! stay woke, boys!!!!!

    1:18
    Rihanna: "Wtf is Star Trek..???" Star Trek's Producers: "We'll give you $5 000 000" Rihanna:
    9 retweets 33 likes
  12. Jul 1

    sup

    4 likes
  13. Jul 1

    a moment of silence for all the dead fictional birds forced by horror movies to fly into windows and walls for no good reason

    6 retweets 15 likes
  14. Jun 30

    like seriously i would have def written some googly-heart-eyed fan mail & practiced writing bad -esque posts on my xanga

    6 likes
  15. Jun 30

    my favorite thing about has been the time i've spent thinking about how bonkers obsessed with it my teen self would've been

    18 likes
  16. Jun 30

    one of my favs of the toast was this classic piece

    1 retweet 4 likes
  17. Jun 30

    wasabi and jalapeño are the best defense against dry eyes, don't let optometrists tell you otherwise

    2 likes
  18. Jun 30

    Dad's legacy #2018

    4,239 retweets 8,747 likes
  19. Jun 30

    ...what you're describing is a social network, not actual legal or institutional support

    the Union is You. We encourage you to share your experience with other workers & crowdsource solutions via Hives or our blog
    3 likes
  20. Jun 30

    seriously can't wait for the day actually unionizes freelancers & attacks the currently bulletproof work-for-hire agreement

    5 likes
  21. Jun 30

    If you wanna read my interview with gotta sign up in advance! Also check this art by :

    This month's newsletter features an interview with the fantastic ! Sign up now!
    1 retweet 6 likes

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