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@dynamofire

ugly bag of mostly water || mercenary: , , , , &c. || talk apocalyptic to me

los angeles
Joined November 2008

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    attention: i have done it. i have monetized my email wizardry. let me help you DO THE THING, friends. RT away:

  2. oh god this puts the bizarre wave of nonstop fireworks we just experienced in a horrible new light

  3. red for the blood of my enemies blue for all those male tears and white well sorry about that part

  4. Carrie Fisher relaxing on the set of Empire Strikes Back

  5. don't let this slide. he's gone after latinx, immigrants, women, muslims, & jews. we need to stand up for each other

  6. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT: TOM HARDY IS A ***JEWISH*** GANGSTER?! Suddenly I think I've just become pregnant?????

  7. Started watching Peaky Blinders for PTSD Romantic Cillian Murphy™, then SURPRISE, BAKER TOM HARDY? IS THIS SHOW MAGIC Y/N

  8. hahahaha seriously I cannot imagine feeling this threatened by other people liking a thing I like

  9. oh yeah, fake geek girls are everywhere!!!! stay woke, boys!!!!!

  10. a moment of silence for all the dead fictional birds forced by horror movies to fly into windows and walls for no good reason

  11. like seriously i would have def written some googly-heart-eyed fan mail & practiced writing bad -esque posts on my xanga

  12. my favorite thing about has been the time i've spent thinking about how bonkers obsessed with it my teen self would've been

  13. wasabi and jalapeño are the best defense against dry eyes, don't let optometrists tell you otherwise

  14. Dad's legacy #2018

  15. ...what you're describing is a social network, not actual legal or institutional support

  16. seriously can't wait for the day actually unionizes freelancers & attacks the currently bulletproof work-for-hire agreement

  17. If you wanna read my interview with gotta sign up in advance! Also check this art by :

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