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    1. Dylan Park‏Verified account @dyllyp 25 May 2020

      Now these MAGA dolts are pointing guns at their dicks with the safeties off and their fingers on the trigger to own the libs. I fucking hate it here.pic.twitter.com/O1vVUldLn5

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      Dylan Park‏Verified account @dyllyp 25 May 2020

      To everyone asking why, I’m not 100% sure. But I think the thinking here is “Guns don’t kill people, people with guns kill people so we’re going to point them at our dicks to prove how safe they are” or something.

      8:13 pm - 25 May 2020
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        2. Chris M‏ @ThisChrisM 25 May 2020
          Replying to @dyllyp

          Where did you get the images? Are you sure they're legit? It really seems like the kind of thing someone would spread as a joke

          5 replies . 0 retweets 19 likes
        3. Dylan Park‏Verified account @dyllyp 25 May 2020
          Replying to @ThisChrisM

          You underestimate the stupidity of the average American

          9 replies . 12 retweets 453 likes
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        2. Beast Mode Zamboni Donuts‏ @emachulate 25 May 2020
          Replying to @dyllyp

          How many drunk misfires do you think will happen?

          4 replies . 0 retweets 12 likes
        3.  🌻NO WAKE 🌻‏ @No__Wake 26 May 2020
          Replying to @emachulate @dyllyp

          I don't know, I'm so worried and I wish they would stop!! 😭😭😓😓😩😩😢😢😷😷😱😱

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        2. Dan Cronin‏ @croninwhocares 25 May 2020
          Replying to @dyllyp

          Well, on the bright side, one of these guys is gonna blow his dick off.

          5 replies . 0 retweets 43 likes
        3.  ⚾️It’s Time For Dodger Baseball! ⚾️‏ @rickathy227 26 May 2020
          Replying to @croninwhocares @dyllyp

          Several if we’re lucky. I mean, I don’t want them to die, but they could lose their dicks and I’d be ok with that lol

          0 replies . 0 retweets 5 likes
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        2. Alex D.0.R.M.4.N‏ @alkendor77 26 May 2020
          Replying to @dyllyp

          By breaking the rules of responsible gun ownership & weapon handling? Safety on at all times, unless intending to fire. Do not point the weapon at a living creature, unless you intend to shoot it. They're not helping their case one little bit.

          2 replies . 1 retweet 59 likes
        3. Alex D.0.R.M.4.N‏ @alkendor77 26 May 2020
          Replying to @alkendor77 @dyllyp

          Forgot the other very important one. Never have your finger on the trigger, unless you are going to fire. Safety off, gun pointed at a living target, and finger on the trigger? Shows me that not one of these three is a responsible gun owner, and cannot be trusted.

          4 replies . 1 retweet 47 likes
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        2. Betsy Devine‏ @BetsyDevine 26 May 2020
          Replying to @dyllyp

          If they shoot it off then they don’t reproduce. 🧐

          1 reply . 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. Harker, The Storyteller‏ @LtHarker 26 May 2020
          Replying to @BetsyDevine @dyllyp

          Hey Betsy I get what you're going for here but that joke relies on the principles and process of eugenics. So not super cool. Just to let you know 🙂

          1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
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