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Writer | Director | Habitual Line-Crosser | NYT Bestselling Author

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  1. Festet tweet
    11. jul. 2016

    This is how I know my parents were doing coke and listening to Prince in the late 80's.

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    They got these babies in the machine looking like Augustus Gloop in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

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    Wait. Was there an end credits scene? 👀

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    Six grown men in suits with briefcases full of cash sitting around a table in a dark room and only one is leaving alive. Next fall we .

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    Then, in 2014, after barely getting our friendship back on track following the War of 2012, I double-crossed Kyle. He asked me to step outside. I obliged.

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    In 2012, me and Kyle got into it. He was so pissed that he moved out of our apartment. Lmao.

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    During our 2009 game, after forming an alliance, turned on me. I called him in tears like, “How could you do this to me, man? I trusted you.” Shit really almost ruined a 15-year long friendship.

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    Once every few years, we get the band back together to play a high stakes game of RISK. Lives are threatened and friendships are lost. It’s time.

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    Dude was playing domestic violence highlights during the draft too. Somebody get this bozo off the tv screen.

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    Colin Kaepernick was permanently blacklisted by the NFL for championing civil rights. Nick Bosa was taken #2 overall in the NFL Draft after echoing white supremacist rhetoric. America.

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    I’m shooting this for Sundance.

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  13. 27. apr.

    Jim Brown thinks it’s 2013. CTE is devestating.

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  14. 26. apr.

    Also, “pepper” and “penis” are the same word in Korean. I learned that the hard way. But do with that info what you will.

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  15. 26. apr.
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  16. 26. apr.

    Most college athletes don’t have full-ride scholarships. If they do graduate, their degrees don’t guarantee them anything in this trash economy. Also, ~1% of college athletes go on to play professional sports. But please tell me more, Grown Adult Pretending To Be A Pokémon Guy.

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  17. 26. apr.

    GIVE US THE 5 HOUR DIRECTORS CUT OF YOU COWARDS

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  19. 26. apr.

    Btw, Robert E. Lee was indicted as a traitor and war criminal, and still retained his right to vote. Just saying.

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  20. 26. apr.

    Why, on the twenty sixth day of April in the year Two Thousand and Nineteen, are we talking about Robert E. Lee?

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  21. Retweetet
    23. apr.

    900,000 retweets and we'll make this a reality.

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