dylan

@dylanreed

Variety arts performer, author, and hilarious guy. Mostly pictures of All opinions are mine and not my employers.

Greeley CO
dylanreed.com
Joined November 2006
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  1. 9 hours ago

    My novella is out.

    3:32 PM - 13 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 2 likes
  3. Apr 12

    I feel like the people who say keep women in the kitchen don't know that a gal who earns real money can just buy you all the sandwiches

    25 retweets 60 likes
  4. Apr 12

    One of my coworkers is taking positive psychology so I asked if I needed to know anything: She said "Just be positive."

  5. Apr 12

    Photoshopping cat hair out of a carpet is a surprisingly zen experience.

    15 retweets 61 likes
  6. Apr 12

    Happy National Library Worker's Day!

    6:12 AM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details
    41 retweets 60 likes
  7. 8 Oct 2014

    It took me an insanely long time to realize that these were in fact not tiny brontosauruses

    9:02 AM - 8 Oct 2014 · Details
    21,135 retweets 22,328 likes
  8. Apr 5

    WHAT IF??

    11:05 AM - 5 Apr 2016 · Details
    395 retweets 625 likes
  9. Apr 9

    Gun safety

    11:05 AM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
    177 retweets 335 likes
  10. Apr 11

    Being fancy!!

    4:20 PM - 11 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 like
  11. Apr 10

    1:48 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    7 retweets 16 likes
  12. Apr 10

    Editing like a boss. is helping.

    2:28 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
  13. Apr 10

    How are rewrites going? Scary. Yesterday I opened my document and I was missing 2000 words....

  14. Apr 10

    Organizing fabric has never been easier.

    11:29 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
  15. Apr 10

    Fucking finally

    1:30 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    16,524 retweets 20,936 likes
  16. Apr 9

    I am at prom right now.

    8:23 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 like
  17. Apr 9 California, USA

    "Your boner is interesting, please tell me all about it" said no woman to some rando on the street, ever.

    18 retweets 69 likes
  18. Apr 9

    That time I made cookies and died.

    12:17 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
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  20. Apr 5

    Sony's secret strategy to win the VR race? It's really sneaky, are you ready? When someone orders one? They're going to ship it to them.

    108 retweets 229 likes

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