Derek Davison

@dwdavison

prager university assistant professor of assyriology. also writing .

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    BREAKING: Kerry 2020 campaign collapses in acrimony after candidate visits popular New Hampshire pizzeria and orders "a sliver of your pizza'ed bread...topped with brie and your finest jamón serrano"

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    Feb 1

    before you speak on how “poggers” communism is, you should know that my father, a decent and innocent man, was cruelly robbed of his Gladiatorial Slave Fight Pit by Fidel Castro and was forced to relocate his operation to the basement of a strip club in Miami. Shameful

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    There’s little more frustrating than the arrogance of know-nothings handed power based on nepotism.

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    Wow, Bill Kristol, imagine a person combining vanity *and* idiocy! That’s really something, Bill Kristol!

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  9. Feb 1

    ME: [on phone with survey respondent] so do you support Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, or [squinting at monitor] “Pete Battijag”? *record scratch* MUSIC: “BABY COME BACK” BY PLAYER VOICEOVER: Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering

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    Feb 1

    I saw the poll. It's all fucked up. Everyone's second choice is a series of arcane runes. Every 35-49-year-old "some college" male just supports "the old ways."

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  11. Feb 1

    it really is amazing that people don’t trust the media, i just can’t figure out why that is

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  12. Feb 1

    release the poll or delete your account. sorry but that’s how it is, i don’t make the rules.

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    lol this is almost always as a result of the center-left parties ultimately taking sides with the far right

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    As I've long suspected, the perfidious Luxembourgians are buying influence in Washington.

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    Jan 31

    We tracked more than $174 million in foreign funding going to the nation's top think tanks in our new report "Foreign Funding of Think Tanks in America." It's a must read for understanding this seldom discussed avenue of foreign influence

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  17. Feb 1

    It's a little odd to see so many Hillary Clinton fans openly acknowledge that her politics are entirely transactional. Doesn't seem like a great look but what do I know?

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    Demanding apologies and comparing it to Trumpism when a Palestinian woman boos this person, who spent years normalizing Israel's bloodthirsty, ethnic cleansing, bigoted-demagogue doppelgänger of Trump—*the week Trump and Netanyahu unveiled their Apartheid Plan*—is really obscene.

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  20. Feb 1

    I regret referring to John Edwards as "a few hairs short of a wig" in last night's remarks. I let my temper get the best of me and did not intend to disparage Senator Edwards' lustrous natural head of hair. I should have said that he's "a few fries short of a Happy Meal" instead.

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