I really hope that Apple can put together a sweet photo montage of my accidental screen shots one day.
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Dad Hack: Make sure the lid to your toddler’s mini toilet is open before you tell him to let it fly peeing standing up at 3 a.m. Your morning will be much less surprising and slippery than mine just was.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but in case you do: you probably only need to order one yard of soil.
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NEW COMEDY ALBUM ALERT! Recorded live in January 2022 at Rumour’s Comedy Club in Winnipeg. STAND-UP PRAIRIES – CONTROVERSIAL AMONG GEOLOGISTS featuring , Matt Nightingale, Lara Rae, Rajat Kashya, , and Kristen Einarson. Streaming now bit.ly/3KyFDov
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TV and Internet down in the house and my 2 year old asks me “Did you charge it?” Fair question son. Fair question.
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A relic from a simpler time when it was easier to quietly share gum. I wonder what flavour it was…
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We have such a fun lineup for you tonight. Show 7:45. Doors 6:30
Headliner -
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Emcee - Tyler Penner
🎟️ 👇 rumorscomedyclub.com/events/1642455
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I hope they only put the L😂L sticker on oranges that meet strict L😂L guidelines like this hilarious orange.
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There it is ! Thank you for capturing the moment it was all over for the .
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Love how Collaros fought through and brought us back but shout out to Sergio Castillo for making FGs a non issue all night long! #ForTheW
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Being at the game yesterday just felt like you were at the biggest outdoor Manitoba social of all time. So much fun. #ForTheW
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To top off a @Wpg_BlueBombers win last night. I give you @Luck2fastt @Bomber_Vixen @Bomber_Reaper and the rest of #Sec141 along with 31,000+other fans singing Hey Baby. #Epic.
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Nothing beats the air quote 2 drink limit. Anything can happen here. And I love it.
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Show me you’re in a church basement without showing me you’re in a church basement.
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Best tip I’ve received so far on my daily golf tip-a-day calendar. My interpretation on the subject may vary from that of the author, but I feel both perspectives are valid.
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The Legend Norm MacDonald has passed. Devastated by this news. RIP Norm. You were one of the best to ever do it. 😓
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620 days later, it's GAME DAY‼️
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Is this a legit chip/dip combo outside of a social? I don’t think so but my wife begs to differ…
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I did not often take photos with @PGATOURCanada winners. But when @ctpangolf won The Players Cup in ‘15 (his second pro start!), I couldn’t help it. We all knew he was gonna be a star on the big stage.
Couldn’t be happier for 
on his latest of many successes! 
on his latest of many successes! 
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Told my 18-month-old son “We’re living pretty high off the hog here!” as I popped too pieces of fresh raisin cinnamon bread into the toaster. Not sure what part of my dad brain that came from but I like it!
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And boom goes the dynamite.
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*Jets get knocked out of playoffs.*
Me: “Well, that’s it for watching hockey for this guy this year.”
A month later after watching hockey every night: Really hope the Isles push this to a game seven!
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Looking forward to a bit of a break from all the McDavid coverage before the Matthews coverage starts. #GoJetsGo
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My son has eaten more avocados in his 16 months of life than I have in 34 years.
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Grateful that as a millennial the only dance I *really* needed to know was the macarena.
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Never understood the true meaning of "living in your head rent-free" until my son decided that the Elmo Slide was his favourite song. Can't wait for the next tenant.
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Big weekend for #Canadians in sparkly suits on two of the biggest stages down south. Well done and ! #OCanada 🇨🇦
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Can’t wait to add these limited editions to my raspberry collection!
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Tune into some great live Zoom comedy right now! #StayHome
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Free Show youtube link youtube.com/watch?v=eYC2Dw
We are thrilled to announce that for all Manitobans we are doing a FREE Zoom show this Friday night @ 8:30pm! Thanks to the Safe at Home MB government program, we're able to offer this show to you for FREE!
To secure a ticket go here tickets.rumorscomedyclub.com/event/-MQ_1BdL
#FreeShow
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