Dustin Meadows

@dustinmeadows

Comedian. Idiot. Writer @ The Hard Times. New album "No! The World Needs Laughter!" available at

Columbus, OH
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Joined November 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Jun 2015

    ME: Hello, Darkness, my old friend. DARKNESS: New phone, who dis?

    4 replies 229 retweets 369 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    Mar 4

    I still get contacted for bringer shows. My response: “No, but thanks for reaching out.” Translation: “I’ve been doing comedy and a full-time job for 12 years. I would rather take a nap than do this show.”

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  3. Retweeted
    Mar 5

    The hellscape that is Facebook reminded me today that it’s the two year anniversary of a day that changed my life... hearing sing System of a Down like Ray Romano.

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  4. Jan 27

    ACABBB All Cops Are Bigmouth Billy Bass

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  5. Jan 2

    Submissions for the last ever Whiskey Bear Comedy Festival are live!

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  6. 3 Dec 2018

    I’d say my biggest goal in comedy isn’t to get on television or make a shitload of money. I just want to be able to do shows on a regular basis where I don’t have to set up and tear down the room every goddamn time.

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  7. Retweeted
    3 Dec 2018

    Columbus, OH! I'm here tonight from Knoxville to tell you jokes. But I don't know if you can relate to stories of my life in a college town obsessed with football. Meet me tonight at (4th St) with . 7:30 & only 8$!

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  8. 2 Dec 2018

    Want some new Whiskey Bear Comedy swag? Check the link!

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  9. Retweeted
    10 Nov 2018

    Catch comedian ' one-man show, "Just F*ing Kill Me Already," Tuesday at Up Front at : .

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  10. Retweeted
    5 Nov 2018

    Have a baller tonight with Ken Schultz, , and Amber Autry, plus a surprise guest. 9pm CHEAP AS HELL BEER DAWG at . I'm hosting. SO YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO BE SUPER IN YOUR FACE.

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  11. 21 Oct 2018

    POWER MOVE: Invite all your enemies to your wedding. Wanna double down? Put them in the front row.

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  12. 21 Oct 2018

    Aaliyah as Akasha in Queen Of The Damned and Cara Delevigne as Enchantress in Suicide Squad are the same exact performance. This observation is for three people.

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    9 Oct 2018

    Catch the last Whiskey Bear Tonight! of 2018 this Thursday! We’ve got , Chris Hamel from , head writer , and animator ! Make your reservations now!

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  14. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2018

    Gonna show off my new cartoon and chat it up with Thursday night!! Seeya there 🙀🙀🙀🙀

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  15. 2 Oct 2018

    The moral of Jennifer’s Body is that indie rock music is the fucking worst.

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  16. 21 Sep 2018

    Since I’ve started driving for Lyft, I like to pretend that I’m living a double life at night, and that double life revolves around a person who isn’t ashamed that he listens to ska music now.

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  17. 6 Sep 2018

    “And my Aunt May said- Nothing you idiots, Uncle Ben’s dead, she’s crying in the basement!”-Peter Parker quits being Spider-Man for the hundredth time to become a rapper

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  18. 1 Sep 2018

    Ingrid Goes West is a pretty good movie where the lesson is everyone that isn’t Ice Cube’s son is the goddamn worst.

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  19. 26 Aug 2018

    Hi yes, I’d like one ticket for the latest entry in the Conjuring Cinematic Universe. Yes, I am a serious artist and I will never know what a mortgage looks like. But tell me more about the spooky doll that was in a background shot of a movie five years ago.

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  20. Retweeted
    18 Aug 2018

    . is coming back to FEST! Check out him and all the other comedians at Rockey's on Saturday and Sunday of !! 🎉

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  21. 17 Aug 2018

    There’s a part in New Jack City where Wesley Snipes drops down like goddamn Batman and cuts a dude’s throat. Wesley Snipes is just a cover for the fact that he’s actually Blade all the time.

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