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Host of the Duncan Trussell Family Hour Podcast. Listen at . ask about my discount surgeries

Mountain View, CA
Joined June 2008

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  1. Do you have an erotic story that took place at a ? If so please submit to

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  2. I’ve literally rubbed cigarette ash and bits of fried chicken into open wounds and if anything the wounds healed faster. It’s the malefic wafts of dysphoric vapors that make us ill.

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  3. Hospital Docs have tricked us into believing that tiny “germs” live on surfaces and that they jump into our bodies. It’s laughable! The reason wounds get infected is because of vapors not surfaces.

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  4. This is where I perform my outdoor surgeries. Not only does it function as an excellent surgical table it’s also great for entertaining.

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  5. LA folks! Get a transcendent blast from occult scholar and author

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  6. Interested in hiring someone to create a compilation of every time the narrator of Forensics Files says “semen” serious applicants only.

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  8. Apr 29
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  10. Out of the 327 million people in the USA we’ve narrowed it down to the crazy obese Pussy grabbing millionaire guy and a creepy old dude who wants to put people in jail for plants. Coming up on “America’s Next President”

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  11. Sick of these mini tyrants shitting all over our paradise.

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  13. Here’s a typical western dr. desperately trying to uphold the status quo. Meanwhile I just cured a patients tuberculosis with ancient grains.

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  14. Many patients ask “what about the pain.” The answer- pain is the “feeling of healin’” which is why folks who opt for anesthesia free home surgeries recover twice as fast as “hospital weaklings”

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  15. You think George Washington or Thomas Jefferson went to the hospital for their surgeries? Home surgery is an

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  16. If your doctor has a degree be suspicious. That degree = hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt which Dr. Greed is desperate to pay off. Wonder how hes gonna get that cash....🤔

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  17. Most are easier than baking a cake but you won’t hear that from corrupt doctors who get bribes and pay outs from big hospital.

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  18. Just performed a successful home surgery. Much like home births home surgeries are a way for Americans to return to a simpler time when a belt, some whiskey, and a scalpel were all you needed to feel good again.

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  19. On this day 20 years ago Clark French the creator of Lycra was murdered by his 9 sons. Let us spend the day thinking of him and not his horrible demise- boiled alive after being degloved.

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  20. The tight sheath of Lycra holds me like a lover and allows me to fly through traffic on my beautiful bike. My nipples playfully push against it-they are searching.

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