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Co-founder at Zumbiil ent...Creator of Devin Danger app. Adventurer. Software Coder. Travel Addict. Booty Butt Cheeks Smacker. (Click the link below)

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Nov 2016

    I'm actually a little happy Trump won. When this country goes to shit flavored AIDS, we'll never make this idiotic decision again.

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    My man kept his fitted on the entire time. Spectacular

    2:19
    american kids: "there is nothing to do outside" meanwhile in cambodia
  3. 22 hours ago

    I'm drunk 😂😂😂😂

  4. 22 hours ago

    You only live one mother fuckaaaaaaa!

  5. 22 hours ago

    Shout out to cavs For the win. I know it's hard over nonstop hate. But it's greatest feeling when you do the impossible and take risks.

  6. Jun 9

    It's Friday tho, so fuck the stress. TURN UP!

  7. Jun 9

    at work, I work on machine learning code. This video 100% accurate 😕. Don't think I want kids anymore tbh

  8. Jun 9

    he's so fucked lol. Still the greatest show ever tho

  9. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    who did this

    20 retweets 37 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    When killing a spider doesn't go as planned

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    When killing a spider doesn't go as planned
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    25 retweets 36 likes
  11. Jun 9

    They fucking a different groupie every night on a bed of Benjamin's. They'll be alright

    Tell me again how bad marijuana is for the body, . This is such a sad photo & really upsetting. We're watching guys kill themselves.
    1 reply
  12. Jun 9

    Bill Maher bout to invite the entire congressional black caucus over tonight lol

  13. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Clitoress: the female heir to a clit Clitorist: a person who arranges clits Clitorice: a traditional candy

    Lmao @ 'clitorous'. Shit is an adjective now. I will use it as such
    1 reply 17 retweets 13 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Got him together real quick... 😂😂😂

    19 replies 1,163 retweets 1,308 likes
  15. Jun 9

    My stocks are in the absolute toilet today

  16. Jun 9

    This one: 🍎

    With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?
  17. Jun 9

    Pardon me, What is this "sex" you speak of?

    imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Every black household know about these.

    610 replies 21,083 retweets 37,106 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    "This edible weak af I don't even feel shit" The edible:

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    65 replies 5,413 retweets 7,193 likes
  20. Jun 9

    It's his physics homework. A+

    0:08
    Why the fuck has my 15 year old cousin just put this on his sc story 😭😭😭😂
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    A massive hip-hop museum is coming to Harlem |

    3 retweets 3 likes

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