Glen Burnie Sanders

@dudeswinburne

I put a cinnamon stick on a bureaucrat

Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2010.

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  1. Oh man I forgot I was gonna short the market today, it’s gonna throw a real hissy fit tomorrow after Bernie runs away with this thing

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  2. 1. velj

    Washington and Oregon are like the monogamous couple in a polycule diagram

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    Oh and the mnemonic device from that one episode of Daria that was supposed to be stupid - “fmoss3”. That has stuck with me since then, too

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    When people talk about how names for bands or whatever have to be catchy and memorable I’m reminded of the law firm that ran local ads 20+ years ago and how I’ll never forget the names of Gittleson, Finkelstein, Levine, and Tetanbaum

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    31. sij

    Lastly, notice squeegee worker outrage is the one thing that is not dismissed and presented as less of a priority than homicides by the sort of people who invoke the homicide rate to not fund schools or claim we shouldn't also want a plastic bag ban or bike lanes etc.

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    Fucked up that there are good posters on this site that are also good looking. Absolutely fucked up

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  7. 31. sij
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    The best they can do to come after Bernie is some out of context shit from an article from almost 50 years ago

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  9. 28. sij

    Genuinely appreciate when my boss assures me I don’t need to stress about something. Underrated boss power

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    27. sij

    Whoever put this up at the coffee shop near me is getting emailed so hard

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    Women are terrified of the idea of Men's Dinner. They know its real deep in their psyche-but they cant admit it.

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  12. 27. sij

    I was giving a talk at work today and beforehand someone asked if I was feeling better after being out sick last week. They said “I hope we don’t catch what you had!” And I nearly said “well depression isn’t contagious ha ha ha”

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  13. 27. sij

    Remembering the time I was at this salad place and the person in front of me asked for a spicy dressing and the guy was like “uhh we have arugula?” Bro I can see the harissa dressing you don’t have to get creative here in your understanding of “spicy”

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  14. 27. sij

    Also on my to-do list is this Huey Piano Smith/Dr. Mario mashup that nobody asked for

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  15. 27. sij

    My peers are making very serious music and I just wanna make remixes with the isolated vocals from slowed down chipmunks songs

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    It’s gonna be a wild, possibly historic week of takes

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    26. sij

    i would never listen to a local chicago band but i know this is what they all sound like

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  18. 26. sij

    Ok that’s enough takes for now, I think we’re good on takes

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  19. 26. sij
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  20. 25. sij

    Why are there so many sopranos/evangelion jokes

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