Dude behind me at the DMV: Your brother is married to a fascist. (pause) What do we do about that? Woman: (sighs) Dude: You said it was always ok to punch a Nazi. (pause) Dude: If we go to that family reunion and she says something... Woman: Then we punch her.
Haha, they seemed, uh, busy? I've never been to a big family reunion but my understanding is that they're no good at all if at least one person doesn't get punched for any reason.