first day back in the office and im back on my bullshit
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@duckbldg
Architectural worker, former surveyor. M.Arch grad. tomato enjoyer & autism haver; mostly shitposting but sometimes i post bldgs. she/they
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tamed my 1st lox today after building a little shack in the plains
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trads: we hate modernism! we want ornaments!
postmodernism:
trads: no not like that
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sooooo what you are saying is.......postmodernism
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all our curtains get fucked up. he can't keep getting away with this!!!!!!
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this man permeantly has the facial expression of someone who just replied "you too" to the waitress saying "enjoy your meal"
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mfw when i when the when you forgot you left the oven on........or did you
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every time i had sex with a tall guy i felt like i was shinjin jaeger piloting the robot. it's fucking terrifying. no wonder he didn't wanna get in the robot
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why do i swipe left on anyone taller than 6'2"?? cuz i don't wanna be seen out there with u freaks that's why
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this is what 6'4" guys are like to me
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Like different types of domestic dogs, domesticated pigeons come in all shapes and sizes like this Pouter pigeon.
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my 1st gf told me she clocked me for my "gay voice" when i was still in the closet in high school. when i came out as bi she was like "yeah i already know, you were the only contralto at the choir & you sound like an npr reporter in a loveless marriage" lmao
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new NPR program idea: 1 hr of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really close to the mic ASMR
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im gonna only speak in vocal fry like the ghost from the grudge
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whenever i meet someone from online for the first time and they are like "your voice is so much deeper than i thought it would be" it makes me think i should start a late night podcast
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.: what is ariana grande's actual ethnicity
me: pretty sure she's just white italian
aoife: wow she must use those blue shop towels for makeup removal
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doing a little shopping for my catholic friend's upcoming birthday
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tfw u gerrymander a pizza
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for context this happened during the period of time after i already gave my resignation notice (they kept me on as hourly pay with OT) and i was never scheduled for another starbucks survey after that. i'd like to think the rumor at starbucks was that i didn't make it
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im just gonna say it...the client was starbucks. so as far as someone at starbucks is concerned, a surveyor almost died enroute to their job site lmao
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and then she immediately called me and was like "olive did you answer any calls from [client]? ok good don't, they think you are in the hospital"
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