Duchess Goldblatt

@duchessgoldblat

BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT (HMH; 2020). Beloved inspirational author of FEASTING ON THE CARCASSES OF MY ENEMIES: A LOVE STORY; AN AXE TO GRIND.

Crooked Path, NY
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    I'm going to try to be as Duchess Goldblatt for you as I possibly can. I will think of myself as your respite.

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  2. Anybody need anything while I’m up?

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  3. 3. velj

    Anybody remember Richard Scarry’s foray into true crime, the Busytown Big Book of Homicide? Kind of a crowd pleaser, as I recall.

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  4. 3. velj

    It’s very cold in Crooked Path. I’m going to bring all the clouds inside to sleep. Otherwise they could freeze solid up there, expand, and crack the sky.

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    Make room, everyone, make room. Scoot over. New friends are here. I want you all on your best behavior, please.

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    If a tree falls in Crooked Path and no one hears it, it will be content to wait patiently. When our trees get too tired to stand, we help them to their rest.

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    31. sij

    lol so today this bookstore is having what could be its first health & safety inspection in about 258 years and reader I am crying with laughter they sent a very helpful man who started off super cheery but 1 hour later is acting like he's trapped in a SAW movie

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    1. velj

    Also, worth noting that Mary Higgins Clark who was literally called "the Queen of Suspense" and has sold millions and millions of copies did not publish her first novel until she was 48. It is never too late to eventually end up Running This Shit.

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  11. 1. velj

    Rise and shine and give Duchess Goldblatt your Goldblattiest shiniest rising best! Hop to. Satan doesn’t rest and neither do we.

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  12. 1. velj

    If a train leaves Crooked Path traveling at a speed of — no. Not a viable business model. You’d never sell a ticket out of Crooked Path.

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  13. 31. sij

    Some of you refresh my view daily with ever new and impressively curated miseries to block. You know who you are.

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  14. 31. sij

    End of the month already. The apology collectors will be banging on doors around Crooked Path tomorrow, picking up overdue remorse.

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  15. 30. sij

    Someone found this oldie in the attic: 1/30 is Losses Day. We have a bonfire for love notes to our lost chances, to our dead, to records we didn’t drop. Then it’s breakfast for dinner.

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  16. 30. sij

    Inexpensive treats for the whole office: • Perfect bliss • Cold January sunlight • Mini-pretzels • Forgiveness

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    Let's give away an ARC! JUST BECAUSE I CAN. Comment on this post to enter and tell me your dream casting for Veronica and Stoker! (Open until 6pm Eastern today. US shipping only.)

    A MURDEROUS RELATION
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  18. 29. sij

    Looks like some of you are sleeping right through my 3am bed check.

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  19. 29. sij

    I’m really sad that rectangles don’t exist anymore.

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  20. 28. sij

    Your language, children, your language! It’s adverb this and adjective that, nouns and verbs and clauses, all strung together out loud in order.

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  21. 28. sij

    It’s a good thing they’re cute, because once the children pass menopause they’re quite a handful.

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