Fashion! It's dead now. You killed it.http://viewthevibe.com/millennials-fashion/ …
Good morning millennials. Let's take a look at all the things you murderous pricks have killed in the last two years, somehow.
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How could you do this to focus groups, you monsters???https://digiday.com/marketing/advertisingweek2015-how-millennials-killed-the-focus-group/ …
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Your obsession with work is killing vacations:https://www.inc.com/jessica-stillman/hey-millennials-stop-killing-the-vacation.html …
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But you're also killing work, somehow.http://www.digitalistmag.com/future-of-work/2016/05/12/did-millennials-kill-9-to-5-workday-or-point-out-its-dead-04174167 …
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How could you do this to soap, what the HELLhttp://www.cbsnews.com/news/blame-millennials-for-the-vanishing-bar-of-soap/ …
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What did napkins even DO to you?http://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-hate-napkins-2016-3 …
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Say goodbye to movie theaters because they're dead. It's your fault.http://nypost.com/2016/04/15/millennials-are-killing-the-movie-business/ …
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Well congratulations, you've also somehow killed the activity of RUNNING. http://sportschatter.com/sports-talk/slideshow/millennials-ruining-sport-running/ …
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...and golf which is weird because we all know how much you love it.http://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-are-hurting-the-golf-industry-2016-7 …
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Wow nice job assholes, you killed breakfast. http://nation.foxnews.com/2016/03/14/are-lazy-millennials-killing-cereal-industry …
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WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN EATING https://theamericantribune.org/posts/millennials-are-killing-the-food-industry/ …
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You killed relationships. They're over.http://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1091871/millennial-daters-too-casual …
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Checks out, since you killed marriage too.https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-04/young-americans-are-killing-marriage …
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You've personally killed the EUROPEAN UNIONhttp://nationalinterest.org/feature/how-europes-millennials-killed-the-eu-16905 …
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Well. Good riddance, actually. Nice job kiddo.http://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/How-Millennials-Could-Bring-The-Oil-Industry-To-Its-Knees.html …
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. You killed the Olympics :(https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-08-19/nbc-s-12-billion-olympics-bet-stumbles-thanks-to-millennials …
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You're destroying diamonds, a thing you can uhhhh definitely affordhttp://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/02/why-have-millennials-fallen-out-of-love-with-diamonds …
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You're killing all the trees because you love books too much? O...kay http://m.2machines.com/182900/
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And, finally, you've ruined sex. Having sex is cancelled. Pack it up, our species is done.http://www.latimes.com/opinion/opinion-la/la-ol-millennials-less-sex-20160802-snap-story.html …
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