Andrés du Bouchet

@dubouchet

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Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 25

    Your mother is so fat that we are unable to assist her.

    5 retweets 44 likes
  2. 1 hour ago

    SAID TO SELF OUT LOUD JUST NOW, WITH ZERO OTHER PEOPLE AROUND: "I love Doritos."

    7 retweets 37 likes
  3. 4 hours ago

    EVERY time I've spurned a superior's amorous advances, they've promoted me out of RESPECT.

    8 likes
  4. 4 hours ago

    I WILL BE ON CONAN TONIGHT 11pm/10pm central! Here I am interviewing my pal

    30 retweets 340 likes
  5. 5 hours ago

    Khan: Knock knock. Crowd: Who's there? Khan: Khan. Crowd: Khan who? Khan: Don't call me a canoe! I am a genius!

    1 retweet 12 likes
  6. 10 hours ago

    and no surprises, please.

    1 retweet 14 likes
  7. Feb 8

    "ALL LIVES MA-..."

    20,537 retweets 15,067 likes
  8. Jun 30

    when you play me, you play yourself /don't play yourself

    11,283 retweets 10,426 likes
  9. Jun 1

    Break classification rules for the public's benefit, and you could be exiled. Do it for personal benefit, and you could be President.

    28,594 retweets 32,652 likes
  10. Jul 5

    I have become uncomfortably stuffed.

    25 likes
  11. Jul 5

    ANECDOTE! I just saw Matt LeBlanc at Jedlicka's Saddlery in Los Olivos! And you guys doubted I had anecdotes!

    15 likes
  12. Jul 4

    I sense skepticism from some of you, that my name isn't Team Cheeseburger and that I'm not a doctor.

    12 likes
  13. Jul 4

    Celebrate the diversity that makes America, America. Share this video to show

    #WeAreAmerica
    24,396 retweets 37,942 likes
  14. Jul 4

    Hello, I'm Doctor Team Cheeseburger, and in the immortal words of President Dollar Explosion Double Cheeseburger, "America is cheeseburger!"

    14 likes
  15. Jul 4

    Mike and Dave Need a Knuckle Sandwich

    7 likes
  16. Jul 4

    Well next year's NBA playoffs just got a lot less exciting. Congrats to the Golden State Borg.

    2 retweets 11 likes
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    • Allan McLeod
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      @allanmcleod

      Actor on FXX's You're The Worst/ Comedy Central's Drunk History/ UCBTLA/ Writer-Director @ FoD

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  18. Jul 4

    AMERICA

    35 retweets 63 likes
  19. Jul 4

    Good morning, my patient called America! I'm Doctor Team Cheeseburger, and I prescribe MORE USA!

    1 retweet 5 likes
  20. Jul 3

    I'm not that surprised that my "I'm a cheeseburger" tweets have been an utter failure.

    13 likes
  21. Jul 3

    For crying out loud we're all cheeseburgers. Dammit I just realized this.

    5 likes

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