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Dave McCulloch 
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Probably the only politico who isn’t afraid to post thirst traps. If you’re going to write a hit piece on me, I’ll probably give you my favorite in high-res.
Joined March 2009
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DAD! DAD! I have something very important to tell you!
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So grateful the Pope (and ) are onboard with President Trump and 's campaign to decriminalize homosexuality across the globe! #NotACrime
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"When the Pope says something that is likely to reduce violence and discrimination against my community, I’m gonna loudly praise it and hope anyone within earshot has their heart softened."
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/pope-francis
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Thursday morning fun! …not.
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he deleted and re-posted the tweet, so here it is again – the same joke.
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BREAKING: The system for handling classified info is BROKEN. Congress must fix it.
I’m introducing Defending Our Classified Secrets (DOCS) Act, which requires federal officials, within 30 days of leaving office, to certify under oath that they possess no classified documents.
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As usual, it's another (freshman) Member of Congress who's trying to insert himself into the conversation and not actually doing anything useful.
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This amounts to nothing more than a pinky-swear from the same federal officials who mishandled the classified documents to begin with (and will never face consequences). What a joke. twitter.com/RitchieTorres/
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I’m so sick and tired of Republicans and their never ending performative bullsh*t.
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ICE ICE BABY
This crypotherapy “iceman” thing has been awesome for my recovery. It constantly flows cold water through the pad on my shoulder and allows me to work while icing it.
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Every time a progressive says “No one wants to…” it’s usually an indication.
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Anyone else get calls from the "Self Employed Administration" about open enrollment?
In reality, it's the "National Enrollment Center," and when you ask them who the "Self Employed Administration" is, they hang up.
I wonder why.
Someone’s being a royal b**** today, but at least she’s cute.
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Good morning. It’s Wednesday. I am tired.
The end.
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Shoulder surgery basically means every day is leg and hot cardio day — and only that — for 4 more weeks.
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81% agree: totally fine.
That’s it. If you want to call me during work hours about work stuff, shoot me a slack or an email first. Easy!
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Holy shit. Kevin McCarthy just absolutely destroyed a reporter who questioned his decision to remove Schiff and Swalwell from the intel committee.
Total annihilation.
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One day, Facebook will actually work right. But not today.
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At least there should be fewer farts in the room with Swalwell off the committee.
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I have rejected the appointments of Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell for the House Intelligence Committee.
I am committed to returning the @HouseIntel Committee to one of genuine honesty and credibility that regains the trust of the American people.
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Alt headline: Some nerds got together and said "omg I'm scared of people having a different opinion than me on Twitter so we're totally going to die!!!!"
Film at 11.
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The Doomsday Clock is closer to midnight than it's ever been, after the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists set it at 90 seconds to midnight on Tuesday, citing the war in Ukraine as well as climate change, online disinformation and other threats. nyti.ms/3XxZb3d
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I used to think that Haribo were the best gummi bears. showed me the light — and now I am a big fan of Lesbianese gummi bears.
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The USA may be going to shit, but at least congress is discussing what happened with the Taylor Swift tickets…. GTFO
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In the professional world, is it rude to ask another team member to ask you via email "do you have a moment to talk on the phone?" instead of...just calling and interrupting whatever it is you're doing?
- totally fine79.1%
- I get it, but it's rude14.9%
- totally rude6%
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Why are all these shooting happening in California where there are some of the most restrictive gun laws on the books in the nation?
According to the Democrats these laws were the solution.. 🤔
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The governor who says "The Second Amendment is a suicide pact" is of the same group of people that said YOU WILL DIE OF COVID WITHOUT THE MASKS OR THE VAX!!!! while dining at $1000 maskless dinners with lobbyists while you're locked down at home.
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“The second amendment is a suicide pact,” @GavinNewsom tells us tonight on the @CBSEveningNews.
#MontereyPark #GovernorNewsom
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That feeling when let me cancel my trade after I got cold feet, then didn’t actually cancel it — and then I made 80% on it.
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Did really call Taxifornia’s Governor “tax-averse?” Newsom might not support a “wealth tax” in the nation’s highest-taxed state, but nobody could ever say he’s remotely “tax-averse.”
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I’m beginning to think that some parents need to be medicated.
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ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS test your work fully in development before pushing it to production. And EVEN THEN test it before you walk away from your computer for an hour.
Signed,
Me
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Good evening from Raleigh, NC.
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Layoffs in the past ~60 days:
Google: 12k
Amazon: 19k
Microsoft: 10k
Salesforce: 8k
Goldman Sachs: 3200
Wayfair: 1750
DoorDash: 1250
Capital One: 1100
Spotify: 600
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ok commie
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If you don’t support gun reform, you’re not pro-life. It’s that simple.
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How many more gun laws can Democrats have in California before they stop blaming Republicans for these shootings and finally start blaming the criminals instead?
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Great news: I'm cleared to do squats (belt) or anything lower body that I can do without my shoulder involved for the next 4 weeks before PT starts.
SQUATRUARY HERE WE COME
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At my first post-shoulder op appointment 10 days after surgery. Would love to be told I can work out again!
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