DeathScottFitzgerald

@DthScottFtzgrld

I have seen the movie Tremors 47 times (writer, director, capoeira fighter)

LA, CA
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Joined October 2009
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  1. 15 Dec 2015

    Surprised can hang with the 's ego, considering his aversion to all things inflated

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  2. 6 Feb 2015

    If I were Brian Williams Id just start faking alzheimer's symptoms to win the public's love back. First thing to "forget": Allison Williams.

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  3. 1 Feb 2015

    White-Actors-Named-Chris-Crew in full swing. Wonder which team Chris Pine's betting on. LMK

  4. 1 Feb 2015

    @kanyewest either contemplating ordering a salad w/ disdain or plotting his waffle binge a la Tony Montana, a toss up

  5. 30 Jan 2015

    Look forward to the day when a high profile gate malfunctions under suspicious circumstances and we're left with Gategate to speculate over.

    1 like
  6. 29 Jan 2015

    To Kill A Mocking Bird And Other Recipes

  7. 29 Jan 2015

    Wow, I thought you died.

  8. 29 Jan 2015

    When did it become reasonable to ask "have you seen that show?" and be referring to all 60 hours of it?

  9. 22 Jan 2015

    Just tried to put the lid to the hummus on the top of the hot sauce. Hehe.. I'm fine.. IM FINE

  10. 15 Jan 2015

    It's only a matter of time until there's a death involving a selfie stick

  11. 15 Jan 2015

    Tune in tomorrow when I live tweet my bus ride home.

  12. 15 Jan 2015

    OH GOD I JUST HIT A PEDESTRIAN

  13. 15 Jan 2015

    Elizabeth Warren bumper sticker. Like where your heads at politically. Hate your fucking driving.

  14. 15 Jan 2015

    Prius just tossed their cigarette out the window. Well I think that settles THAT. *dusts off hands*

    1 like
  15. 15 Jan 2015

    I'm live tweeting my commute home. THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.

  16. 15 Jan 2015

    I've waited a very long time for Dick Poop to make headlines.

  17. 15 Jan 2015

    Feels like the academy just told "BYE FELICIA." Oh well. Here's to you Pike.

  18. 15 Jan 2015

    Why would they give WHIPLASH a best director nom? It's not like they shot it in 19 DAYS.

  19. 13 Jan 2015

    Yay, gluten-free Coors! I haven't been waiting forever for this! And where's it launching? You guessed it: Portland.

  20. Retweeted
    11 Jan 2015

    A French leftist who has read Hebdo for years educates those who discovered it three days ago:

    244 replies 5,968 retweets 4,215 likes

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