DannyRay

@dszippit

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Houston, TX
Joined February 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 20

    Don’t be goofy Hide the crazy Don’t tell any stupid jokes Act like yourself Control that eye twitch Don’t act like yourself *me going into a job interview or any social situation

    5 retweets 11 likes
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  2. Oct 16

    Anniversary of the death of 2time Indy winner Dan Wheldon R.I.P.

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  3. Oct 15

    This weeks episodes was some of the best, I am troubled over one thing, the high as a kite woman in Walmart wearing a bra ofc Zendahus if they can pull people out of a car on PC smell of marijuana Y not PC (visual) on acoked out tramp

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  4. Sep 26

    To the guy that stole my anti depressants, I hope your happy now

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 25
    Replying to

    This aged well

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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  6. Aug 26

    This is a re-tweet the President gave me before he became President calling the investigation into his university a Witch Hunt he has used the term several times since then did he get it from me I say YES

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  7. Aug 18

    Everytime they stop the chase a motorcycle meth dealer gets his wings

    2 likes
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  8. Aug 18

    Join us next we where we air 5 motorcycle chases

    1 like
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  9. Aug 17

    My opinion matters People who never serve jury duty or vote

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  10. Aug 17

    Mothers your 12yo boy puts anything slippery in the kitchen on his wiener, cooking oil mayonnaise it doesn't matter Things you will think of making a sandwich

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  11. Aug 17

    People who grow tomatoes We get it

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  12. Aug 17

    He talked too much so I had to start a fight Women. Evil women but still women.

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  13. Aug 17

    3 days out from not smoking weed Shouldn't I be inventing shit by now

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  14. Aug 17

    3 weeks ago I received I promotion new job more money and a office , from my co-workers the jealous is real, sorry but not sorry I'm making it work

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  15. Aug 13

    BF writes a Beatles line Me: you are dead to me BF what? I like the Beatles Me: you don't even say it with the English twang The Bai-ttles Still dead

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  16. Retweeted
    Aug 13
    Replying to

    You are a self centered fuck that knows nothing about how to RT or show any love

    1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
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  17. Aug 13

    I'm a creep I'm a winner What the hell and I'm doing here I don't belong here I don't belong here

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  18. Aug 13

    I ask for pussy and you gave me drama

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  19. Aug 13

    Wine is fine But whiskeys quicker Suicide is slow with liquor Take a bottle drown your sorrow Takes away your tomorrow

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  20. Aug 13

    You shook me all night long

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  21. Aug 13

    I'm controlled by Twitter and I don't care You.

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