David Sturgeon

@dsturgeo

Software Developer. Tweets are my own.

Santa Monica, CA
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Joined April 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    12 Dec 2014

    This is your reminder that the DOM is actually a giant, mutable, global variable in the middle of your program. Act accordingly.

    22 replies 678 retweets 636 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    "We're looking for candidates with active GitHub profiles" People here contribute to open source projects on the clock? "Absolutely not"

    26 replies 718 retweets 1,663 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 31

    I wanna eat blueberries and be drunk

    9 replies 1 retweet 39 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 30
    Replying to

    Shakespear didn't care about the dictionary

    17 replies 10 retweets 78 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 30

    when they leave you alone with the team's codebase for 5 minutes so you reindent and comment everything to your taste.

    11 replies 85 retweets 415 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 30

    ...is, uh. is anyone else kind of turned on by this

    50 replies 809 retweets 1,822 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 30

    There is a subtle but distinct difference between "drinking while you work" and "working while you drink."

    1 reply 6 retweets 16 likes
  8. May 28

    Dat chicken dinner tastes so good

  9. Retweeted
    May 26

    me: ugh wow I have so much to do my brain: hear me out. what if you did *none of it*

    10 replies 449 retweets 1,195 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 24
    Replying to

    ETHAN. IT'S THE ONE WITH THE

    4 replies 3 retweets 20 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 23

    me writing my tweets

    1 reply 20 retweets 91 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 23

    A bathtub is one of those things you can’t buy online, you have to go to the store and cry in a few different ones to see how they feel

    9 replies 532 retweets 1,882 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 22

    Let's ship good code this week ❤️

    24 replies 150 retweets 413 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 18

    903 replies 165,389 retweets 258,294 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 13

    US Congress goes into a bar. Guy says "Whadaya want?" Then the republic devolves into a centerless oligarchy where jokes feel depressing.

    3 replies 65 retweets 219 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 9

    TFW you have a massive to-do list at work but you keep getting distracted by your home country's descent into an authoritarian kleptocracy

    82 replies 2,578 retweets 6,840 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 9

    TRUMP: Can't be an investigation if there's no FBI Director.

    379 replies 33,930 retweets 74,607 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 4
    Replying to

    The House voted on the bill without any knowledge about how many Americans will be affected, or the measure's price tag.

    93 replies 2,084 retweets 1,502 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 2

    Per today's Back to Work.

    4 replies 19 retweets 59 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    "he tells it like it is"

    1 reply 2 retweets 48 likes

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