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@dsmithhayes

Hamilton based podcaster, producer, comedian, photographer, developer, foodie, baseball fan.

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Joined December 2008
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  1. 52 minutes ago

    I can't wait for all the people who oppose UBI to end up poor and homeless and wondering why robots took their basic labour jobs.

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  2. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    free all the mf animals at sea world rn

    3 replies 487 retweets 1,654 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    Aug 25

    the French open just said it was unfair for serena williams to wear her arms because "they're too good at tennis" and it's "unfair to the white girls"

    107 replies 4,420 retweets 32,795 likes
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  4. Aug 25

    Serena isn't disrespecting the game by wearing a catsuit, she's the only human on the planet who makes that game interesting.

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  5. Aug 25

    Sure sex is cool, but have you ever fallen asleep listening to Philip Glass causing wild fucking dreams?

    1 reply 2 likes
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  6. Aug 25

    In retrospect the only truly funny moment in How I Met Your Mother was when everyone finds out Marshall and Lilly share a toothbrush.

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  7. Aug 24

    Petition to rename North America to Gringo America

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  8. Aug 24

    Maxime Bernier may be a sore loser but at least dividing the right seems like a good thing to do.

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  9. Aug 24

    Hey I found something you may want to read:

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  10. Aug 24

    Came here to read an article. Fix your shit . This is bad UX.

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  11. Aug 23

    deGrom should win it but wont win it.

    There's a lot of season left but... pick one!
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  12. Aug 23

    yo how do people not know its cold in the d

    2:20
    I SAID TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS FUCKING SONG
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  13. Aug 23

    What a win!

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  14. Aug 23

    Got the new Gmail and its literally everything that's wrong with modern web development. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  15. Aug 23

    Time to get Flickr and add "Photographer" to my stupid list of shit I do with my life in my bio on Twitter.

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  16. Aug 23

    Screw sex dreams I'm all about picking my nose dreams.

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  17. Retweeted
    Aug 21

    what... what happened in Alberta

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  18. Aug 21

    Does any one else find it sad radio shows need to be advertised on tv?

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  19. Aug 21

    I'm at a restaurant where the only thing on the radio is all the arcade fire hits.

    1 reply 1 like
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  20. Aug 21

    You know how to make Hawaiian pizza more palatable? Replace ham with hot sausage, and add hot peppers. There's not enough flavour contrast in the original recipe, its just too damn sweet.

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