Dallas Simons

@dsimons18

He's heating up . . . he's on fire!

Cambridge, MA
Joined July 2011

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  1. Retweeted
    21 Jan 2015

    Alex Rodriguez is working out with Barry Bonds this offseason. I never would've thought we'd have 2 stories about deflated balls in 1 week.

  2. 12 Jan 2015
  3. 24 Aug 2014
    Replying to

    @allanH2012 steak juice

  4. 5 Jun 2014
    Replying to

    @allanH2012 Looks like the spurs breezed through the heat in the 4th!

  5. 5 Jun 2014

    If I were announcing this game the heat puns would be through the roof

  6. 21 Feb 2014

    The penn mascot looks creepy af

  7. 29 Dec 2013
    Replying to

    @ScottReedWHRB yea I'm here until the 31st

  8. 28 Dec 2013
    Replying to

    @ScottReedWHRB How long are you in Nashville?

  9. 29 Nov 2013

    Garth Brooks is such a goober. And, yes, I'm watching his special on NBC.

  10. 20 Oct 2013

    Gotta love Von Miller's hipster glasses

  11. 28 Sep 2013

    Harvard football on 21-0 run @ScottReedWHRB

  12. 2 Aug 2013

    So who heard the guy yell "MASHED POTATOES" when Tiger teed off on the 18th?

  13. 2 Aug 2013

    There's been much lamentation in the house ever since mom found out that Ziva is leaving NCIS

  14. 20 Jun 2013

    I could watch Tim Duncan dribbling awkwardly all day

  15. Retweeted
    18 Jun 2013

    Everytime Tim Duncan loses a game he buys himself a Hummel figurine and quietly puts it in his glass collection case.

  16. 18 Jun 2013

    The best feeling in the world is when your dentist repeatedly scratches that one spot on your gums

  17. 9 Jun 2013

    These lineups are the equivalent of the little kids that come in for an exhibition game during halftime

  18. 2 Jun 2013
  19. 1 Jun 2013

    That feeling when you pop in a forgotten cd you burned four years ago and it's awesome

  20. 19 May 2013

    Doesn't Daario kind of look like Margaery?

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