Dan Sandler

@dsandler

Too old to live authentically. Too young to die authentically.

Boston, MA (ish)
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Joined January 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 16

    VADER: You have a lot of notifications on your phone, Admiral Piett. I find them disturbing. PIETT:

    3 retweets 16 likes
  2. 16 hours ago

    h—have i been using awkwardizing shampoo this whole time

    13 likes
  3. Oct 16 San Francisco International Airport (SFO)

    water. falling, from the sky, to the ground. what. what is this

    7 likes
  4. Oct 16

    Oh also thanks for the waterworks on this flight (Dobby! Fred! Snape! Tonks and Remus! arrrgghhhh)

    2 likes
  5. Oct 16

    Midafternoon coast-to-coast flight: perfect for a Harry Potter marathon on

    3 likes
  6. Oct 16

    Being a country means we don't deprecate our citizens or turn down our services. I like Obama's policies, now I respect his tech acumen.

    Obama (from yesterday) on what he tells Silicon Valley libertarian big-heads. Ouch. (ht )
    35 retweets 75 likes
  7. Oct 15

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  8. Oct 14

    Ms. 6: her voice is SO pretty! Mr. 8: do you wish you had her voice? Ms. 6: well, not like Ursula… —my kids, on and vocal theft

    5 likes
  9. Oct 14

    Remember: meetings in California are always 3 hours earlier than you expect. (Even after you have applied this rule.)

    3 likes
  10. Oct 14

    "Yelling at the screen's not going to help."

    2 likes
  11. Oct 14

    TREBEK: and wat do u do for fun ME: i watch jeopardy TREBEK: HA. NERD. U NERD. WHY ME: bc i love u alex TREBEK: WHY. why…wwhy ME: whoa ru ok

    81 retweets 888 likes
  12. Oct 14

    I confess this is one of my favorite Twitter bots.

    Name something you would find at a frat party? [71] Cookie Tin [23] Tomato [03] Gothic Art [03] Amaryllis
    1 retweet
  13. Oct 13

    many yaks became very cold to bring us this information

    3 likes
  14. Oct 13

    to wit: compiled python2.7.12 so I could use arrow so I could debug ics.py so I could generate an .ics for my kids' schools' lunch menu

    1 like
  15. Oct 13

    status: training for the yak-shaving olympics

    5 likes
  16. Oct 13

    CLINTON To women: You can do anything TRUMP To women, you can do anything

    15,884 retweets 30,236 likes
  17. Oct 13

    PHONEME OF THE DAY: mid-front unrounded semi voiced half-caff triple latte, with a trill

    3 likes
  18. Oct 13 Google

    Amazing talk at Google Cambridge by David Macaulay, illustrator and author of Great Moments in Architecture (and other works)

    4 likes
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  20. Oct 12

    Time to shard the "October surprise" table

    17 retweets 88 likes
  21. Oct 12

    # .bashrc # for all your shell math needs, by # usage: `= 1 + 2` function = { echo "$*" | tr ',' ';' | bc -l; }

    3 retweets 11 likes

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