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Ryan McGovern

@DrumBumRM

I hit things and show others how to hit things. Teacher at School of Rock Port Jeff. Purple Crayon of Crisis Crayons (Long Island's Tallest Ska Band).

Yaphank, NYJoined December 2009

Ryan McGovern’s Tweets

"I don't know who Taylor 'Swiff' is but I know Kanye let her finish." ~

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Just played my first magic draft since

14. 2-0 and 1-2 with a red/white deck. Happy with my performance. #mtg #GenCon2016

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Hearing an actually cop ask "Ok, who's the most sober?" may be the best moment at this party. #HeIsReallyACop

When you're in a ska band people talk to you as if you're dead men walking. #SkaIsDead #PickItUp #ska

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"Hey, are you enjoying your sushi? Great! Let me tell you a story about someone projectile vomiting on a roller coaster!" #GirlfriendIssues

"You're the battered girlfriend in the relationship with

. You just keep going back." #sTACOlmSyndrome

"If you guys aren't Irish, I don't know what the f&@k is." #NoContext

So it dawned on me why hipsters have facial hair. It's to help filter sediment out of their craft beers. #Beard

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Lost a dollar on the coin toss... The OCD part of my brain needed to go with heads. Super bowl coin toss is now at 26 tails and 24 head.

"Oh. He's the grey wizard because he's grey. Not because he's old." #LotRGirlfriend

She just figured out why it's called "Lord of the Rings." #LotRGirlfriend

Showing my girlfriend Lord of the Rings for the first time. She asks "What movie do they give Dobby the sock?" #DatingNonNerds

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You know you have a coffee problem when they have a cup waiting at

after recognizing your car. #COFFEE #NotActuallyAProblem

I really want to enjoy Battlefront more but the servers are often down. I understand nobody's perfect but I'm getting frustrated.

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I think the Xbox one is trying too hard. It just gave me an achievement for watching Netflix. #3EpisodesInARow #XboxOne #MyLifeIsSad

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"What is that key for?" "Bleeding the radiators." "You know, it's infernal heating. It needs a blood sacrifice." Thinking of you

#TweeFromTheStage Playing with The New Inlet Orchestra for a holiday concert. #FunTimes

Don't mess up!

@TheRedCrayon87

#HallelujahChorus

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What are you doing with your Sunday. This is what I'm doing! #WhatsATamburino

I never want to live at a "high altitude." It puts more time between me a cookies... #FatGuyProblems #COOKIES

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"Your tomb stone is actually your participation award." #ThanksgivingConversation #NoContext

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"Hey Steve, how are you wearing a blanket? It's really hot in here." #TurkeyTalk… instagram.com/p/-jvmeLQf73/

My mother got a new "cooking detector." #ItWorks #ItsLoud instagram.com/p/-jtHYdQf1z/

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Fairly sure

just bought me KAKERLAKEN Poker. If he did... He's awesome! #ItsGermanSoYouHaveToYellIt

When Plan A is "Let's play some reggae jams." You know it's going to be a good night.

If Tom Hawks was in a hockey movie it would be

's favorite movie ever... #JustSayin

"I went to Waffle House!" "It's not that good." "DUDE!" #NoContext

ONE BREAK... Coming up! #VanHalen instagram.com/p/9uPRLEj8Sk/

It's contagious... #BeardBeanieAndFlannel #Halloween

School of Rock Port Jefferson (@sorportjeff) • Instagram video

"How is she going to drum with that duck?" ~

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I may be color blind but that box is not red. #DontYouLieToMe

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Mickey Mouse pancake. #LittleScary #WhySoSerious instagram.com/p/9TrPGjQf12/

#HittinStuff with crisiscrayonsband at Revolution. Come get your dance on! instagram.com/p/9R1xmpwf1b/

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#HittinStuff with @nickofssandat #Audition #HopeTheyLikeMe instagram.com/p/9POCJaQf6a/

At a gig tonight. Not #HittinStuff with @nickofssandat #ViewFromTheCrowed #NotOnTheKit instagram.com/p/9KdR5Bwf8G/

"I haven't vamped since 2006." ~Joe #NoContext

Streetlight Manifesto!!! #CantThinkOfABetterWayToSpendAMonday instagram.com/p/9C8_sxQf7T/

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Causation or correlation...Women in Rangers jerseys are attractive. Does the jersey make them attractive or do they just know the best team.

Sitting on the train on the way to the city on a night when the Rangers play and you're not going is depressing. #NYR #LGR

Soup and a lumberjack beard don't mix... #BeardProblems