Ryan McGovern
@DrumBumRM
I hit things and show others how to hit things. Teacher at School of Rock Port Jeff. Purple Crayon of Crisis Crayons (Long Island's Tallest Ska Band).
Yaphank, NYJoined December 2009
Ryan McGovern’s Tweets
Just played my first magic draft since 14. 2-0 and 1-2 with a red/white deck. Happy with my performance. #mtg #GenCon2016
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Hearing an actually cop ask "Ok, who's the most sober?" may be the best moment at this party. #HeIsReallyACop
When you're in a ska band people talk to you as if you're dead men walking. #SkaIsDead #PickItUp #ska
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"Hey, are you enjoying your sushi? Great! Let me tell you a story about someone projectile vomiting on a roller coaster!" #GirlfriendIssues
"You're the battered girlfriend in the relationship with . You just keep going back." #sTACOlmSyndrome
So it dawned on me why hipsters have facial hair. It's to help filter sediment out of their craft beers. #Beard
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Lost a dollar on the coin toss... The OCD part of my brain needed to go with heads. Super bowl coin toss is now at 26 tails and 24 head.
"Oh. He's the grey wizard because he's grey. Not because he's old." #LotRGirlfriend
Showing my girlfriend Lord of the Rings for the first time. She asks "What movie do they give Dobby the sock?" #DatingNonNerds
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You know you have a coffee problem when they have a cup waiting at after recognizing your car. #COFFEE #NotActuallyAProblem
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I think the Xbox one is trying too hard. It just gave me an achievement for watching Netflix. #3EpisodesInARow #XboxOne #MyLifeIsSad
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"What is that key for?" "Bleeding the radiators." "You know, it's infernal heating. It needs a blood sacrifice." Thinking of you
I never want to live at a "high altitude." It puts more time between me a cookies... #FatGuyProblems #COOKIES
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"Hey Steve, how are you wearing a blanket? It's really hot in here." #TurkeyTalk… instagram.com/p/-jvmeLQf73/
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When Plan A is "Let's play some reggae jams." You know it's going to be a good night.
#HittinStuff with crisiscrayonsband at Revolution. Come get your dance on! instagram.com/p/9R1xmpwf1b/
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At a gig tonight. Not #HittinStuff with @nickofssandat #ViewFromTheCrowed #NotOnTheKit instagram.com/p/9KdR5Bwf8G/
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Causation or correlation...Women in Rangers jerseys are attractive. Does the jersey make them attractive or do they just know the best team.
