A favourite joke brilliantly told by legendary Trinidadian stand-up JOHN AGITATION.
“A 9yr old boy asks his Father…what is Politics?”
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If you're looking to hire a Bioinformatician (or someone to help you make a resume in Illustrator), I am available as of today~!
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never been a cosplay or Comiccon guy but this is kinda brilliant
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having more than 10k votes. Bluey blows the comp away on scores, but is still on 9k votes. But as soon as it ticks over, it'll jump to #1 on the list.
We're going to need a national public holiday or something for this. Get hype.
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Bluey will soon be ranked the #1 tv show of all time.
IMDb maintain an official ranking of best TV shows which is planet earth (II, then I), breaking bad, band of brothers, Chernobyl. (m.imdb.com/chart/toptv/)
The ranking is decided by the highest voted series, subject to
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Indian flying fox and baby along ride. Photography by Hemanth Kumar,,,that is amazing
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“Joseph Louis Lagrange proved in 1773 that the highest-density lattice packing of circles is the hexagonal packing arrangement”
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We may have made a slight miscalculation on how many cookies we could fit on this tray.
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When life gives you lemons...
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Roe V Wade was overturned just a little over two months ago.
A🧵of the catastrophic damage this has created:
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Kiwifarm is back up on a Russian domain and DDoS-guard has replaced CloudFlare. It onion domain is also up and running.
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Shared a bit of pastry with a crow down by the Lake Union waterfront. Crow brought me a gift: a little stone. He rolled it over to my feet with his beak. ❤️
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1974, 2017 and 2022 floods signs at the AZA Motel in Keen Street, Lismore
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This is Jonathan the tortoise, the oldest known living land animal in the world. He hatched in 1832 and is now 190 years old. Here is a picture of him, on the right, from 1886.
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There is no day that can’t be improved by seeing photos of how they weigh an owl
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A few years ago the canteen of my university bought a self-checkout AI-powered scanner that deep-learns the bejesus out of food. You scan and pay with your badge—no need for a cashier.
That’s a labor-saving technology. Or so they thought.
Turns out they needed a lot more work…
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Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you all like a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know", and so does the second. Finally, the third says "Yes."
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Me: Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar, and order a beer, and a half, and a quarter, (...) and the bartender gives them two beers and says, good that you know your limits!
Class: *dead silence*
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The involvement of endothelium, the lining of blood vessels, is an important underpinning of #LongCovid's pathophysiology. An impressive review paper
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Combined protein and transcript single-cell RNA sequencing in human peripheral blood mononuclear cells
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Australia's oldest man (110 ) and he still worries about being useful and helping other living beings : he knits tiny sweaters for injured penguins.
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"Recite your baseline.
"A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem. And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played."
"Cells."
"Have you ever been in an institution? Cells."
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The new bivalent boosters are already available in many drugstores around the country. The BA.5 spike protein mRNA comprises 15 μg for Pfizer and 25 μg for Moderna
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Just waiting for the apps where you can just upload your phone pics as additional feature into a diffusion model
I forgot how much chiller Lord of the Rings is than Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones is like “M’lord, they call him The Daughter Eater” and Lord of The Rings is like “I’m gonna go see if my neighbor is home so I can sing him my new song about potatoes.”
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Take it from me: the Governor General’s role in getting $18m from Morrison for a charity without a record, office or program and no competitive bid is set to be the most controversial vice regal indulgence since Kerr’s dismissal of Whitlam.
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if you were the guy who saluted the nicole kidman amc ad at the May 28 screening of top gun at the universal citywalk amc in los angeles, please please please dm me i am begging you
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This is the correct outcome.
It should not have taken this long.
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Story here: washingtonpost.com/technology/202
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A beautiful #Roman blue glass bowl, recovered during excavations in the city of Nijmegen (Netherlands). Not only is it a very lovely piece of glass, but it was actually found completely intact - not even a crack! - which is remarkable for a piece of 2000 year old glassware!
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In 1992, scientists discovered the loneliest creature on Earth. It is a whale that has been calling for a mate for two decades. The whale communicates at a frequency not used by any other whales, and so far, has not received a response.
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The hidden heroes in movie shoots are cameramen...
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